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now it's mine.
Yes, it's eviction notice.
Nice background with the people.
That is not our technology?
This is The Snake.
Move. Get out. Get out!
Hey! Hey, food sack, you can't eat that, man.
We're starting to harvest material from the specimen.
I just need to hide here, sir, for five minutes. Okay? I just need to --
And best of all ...
That's above the allocated amount of ammunition.
He's going to destroy us.
Accept the call.
Do you hear that? That's a popping sound that you're hearing.
Hey. Smile for the cameras there, eh?
Going down. Four stories down.
Can you not fill my head with that sort of nonsense?
You know, this is amazing. I mean, this --
- Hi, there. - Hey, it's nice to see you again.
- Pienaar? - Yeah.
What? What did you say about the fixing?
Go, go, go.
You see this litter out here? This is dangerous conditions for your child.
Please will you go?"
I have money and I would like to buy some of those wea --
He shot at me.
They've lost all of their leadership through, we presume, illness.
I've never seen anything like it. It's a beam of li --
And we're not even going to charge you. Okay?
Check these. Check these boxes.
Focus. You're not going to fuck this up for me.
Take the right flanks. Take that fucker down.
Come here.
He's a very powerful underground figure in Johannesburg.
For fuck's sakes. My men have done this a hundred times before.
Does it look like a hamburger shop?
Where's the team now?
How many moons does our planet have?
Back up.
Arriving at location. Over.
You fucker!
Can I buy your burger, please? If I could just --
Fuck you. Fuck you!
I don't think he can be forgiven. It was like a betrayal.
Release it near the aliens.
Over here, cunt. Come outside, you fucking alien. Come here.
- On. - Open it.
Thomas. Thomas, keep the gun on him, he's definitely a criminal.
What the fuck is that?
It has to be, keep looking.
- Keep moving. - Cheeky bastard.
- Hello? - Wikus?
Smit.
- Put it through. - Why are you doing that with the gun?
- I'm gonna have a look. - Just stay there. Right there.
- He doesn't look very well. - Are you all right?
This is very illegal.
You can't say they don't look like that. They look like prawns.
Okay. This is Wikus van de Merwe from MNU.
I know.
who would kill for this chance.
Tell me where it is.
So we have to come there and say, "Listen, this is our land.
There are people out there, governments, corporations ...
Okay, this is gonna be problems. All the prawns are coming out.
- I think I needed to cleanse. - Boss.
from Multi-National United for the past week.
I love watching you prawns die
Yeah, yeah. He got a bit close, he was prodding a prawn and he --
Hello. Hello. Hello.
Where is your friend?
Fuck it.
Fundiswa, you just stay back. You stay behind Thomas.
to the little prawn eggs.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Now you can take that. Okay, all right. Thomas. Thomas, wait. Take it easy.
Bring him to me.
- The little ones. - That's why we abort.
- No, no. Don't split up. - Shit!
are flooding the streets, are pouring out of their offices.
These aliens -- Prawns. -- they take my wife away.
That's good.
Basically, a cow is hung from the ceiling, you can see.
In here?
What's going on? What are you doing to him?
See that? That's somebody's car in there.
Okay, hold on.
Ba --
We're getting reports of alien devices activating throughout the city.
Fall back, fall back, fall back.
The prawn doesn't really understand the concept of ownership of property.
and be able to shoot it. It didn't work like that.
This place is swarming with MNU.
Decided not to use any anesthetic.
Can I get seven schnitzel burgers and a large sauer klopse, please?
You don't have a choice. You have to sign the document.