E. Peterbus Unum - Family Guy [S02E18]

Noooo!

Hoisted by my own petard!

- Sweet! I'm gettin' an Audi! - I have an "inny".

- Do you listen when you talk? - I drift in and out.

Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug! Chug-a-lug!

Thanks. Um... Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yeah, God!

That's Petorian for "More beer, you slappy-wag."

- Excuse me. Some of us are here to learn. - No one's talkin' to you, Albania.

A lot of you know me as Tim Robbins' mother. But I'm actually his girlfriend.

- Goodbye. - Ah, damn it.

I have to draw you.

- Will you call me "Big Rudy" when you do? - No.

Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2

Get out of here, you little bastard.

And all in favour of "Ephraim, the Retarded Rabbit"?

Oh, you can all go to hell!

Peter! I'm holdin' iced tea!

Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump

- Can't touch me - I believe that's the "Worm".

Hey, Lois, if you happen to see the dungeon master,

I only have to wear one goggle when I go swimming in my pool!

Nothing says "Obey me" like a bloody head on a fence post.

Hey, that's against the law. You're comin' with me.

I was going to call it "Peterland", but that gay bar by the airport took it.

And little Stewie here is our President of Poopy.