Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But we have to think about the welfare of our children.

Good morning. I'm Diane Simmons. We now go to Tom Tucker,

Manuel, do you want... Can you ask him if he wants cheese?

Let's go! We're crossin' the border! Goodbye, President Griffin.

I used to be the laughing stock around here until my country invaded Kuwait.

Nonsense! Force is the only thing a despot like Peter Griffin understands.

How to be a Sovereign

Ah Sweet I'm getting an Audi There's a "t" at the end

Not a good jail, like on Cinemax. The man-jail.

seceded and repatriated in less than a week.

That's... that's not a riddle, that's... that's just terrible.

tell him his grandmother was tryin' to work me over.

Oh, oh, you don't believe me? Here! Look it up!

It's not for ever. You know, it's just... it's just... You know.

YES! LOCK AND LOAD! LOCK AND LOAD! BRING ON THE PAIN!

when you're about to assassinate an infidel?

Yes! Lock and load! Lock and load! Bring on the pain!

I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue

Are you nuts? Look at all these telegrams.

I only have to wear one goggle when I go swimming in my pool!

"Whaaaa..." Well, I can't do it, but you know.

- Uh, Miss Stratford? - Come in, Mr Griffin. Don't be nervous.

But where are those good old-fashioned values

That's... that's not a riddle, that's... that's just terrible.

Do you even listen to yourself when you talk? I drift in and out.

to scratch your ass with a laser beam from space?

Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub. Yay chris! :)

- Here. Use this head lamp. - Hey, where's the kids?

Face it, it's over. Why not sit down with the mayor and negotiate some kind of treaty?

I also demand to remain my own, independent nation.

That's Petorian for "More beer, you slappy-wag."

Ah, you know, when Peter first said we were our own country, I was a bit sceptical.