Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And as soon as you re clear in this investigation, we re on the next plane to New York.
Come on!
It's ok, ehm. You had a lot of stuff going on back then.
It's nice to see you, even under the circumstances.
- I won't be needing you anymore. - Sidney!
What's your favorite scary movie?
Good. We'll cut and upload it later. Make it all traceable to Trevor.
- But where is this circle-jerk gonna take place? - So, let's ready for this Q&A.
- Dewey, listen to me, you have to get out here. Come on, you catch the killer, I get the story. It's a win-win.
I'm sure she'd love to hear that. If I knew her which, I don't really.
It has nothing to do with Woodsboro. I thought you said Stab was based on true stories.
Wherever you are...
Deputy Hicks has traced its location back to these coordinates.
Shoulder me, shoulder me, shoulder me. Get it up!
They just keep recycling the same shit.
She wants to be a part of the investigation, Sheriff.
Fuck Bruce Willis!
- Stay here. - Ok.
Put it dow...
- Everything I learned, I learned from you. - You think you had a shitty boyfriend, Sidney?
Somebody wanna share?
- Say, a celebrity visit to your Cinema Club...by me? - What about Sidney?
Clear!
See, with you, the world just heard about what happened but with us, they're gonna see it.
- You see anybody? - Nobody out there.
-So who do you think is behind the murders? - Well, it's a Stab fanatic, clearly.
This is an ongoing investigation. But rest assured, we re pursuing a number of leads.
What are you talking about?
- May you ladies. - New York Times best seller. Rave reviews...
-Sheriff - The less I say about that, the better.
- Because I'm standing in the closet. - Stop, you're not.
Out of Darkness.
Woh. Don't treat me like I'm the media.
I've got time. It's you that doesn't.
Listen. There's a phone we believe may have been taken from the scene of a crime.
- She was stabbed, just like the others. - And what about Jill?
I am talking to my husband, Deputy Judy.
Except, I have no fucking idea what to write!
What happened when searching
You do it all the time.
- We all know where it goes from there... - A party.
Did you hear that?
Ehi, ok, I'm a little drunk so, don't blame your Internet connection.
You gotta get over to the Randall house right away. It's bad Sheriff, real bad.
- I booked Today, The View, Nancy Grace, MTV News. - Excuse me, can I...can I ask you a question?
- I am sorry Mrs Roberts. - She means nice scars, mom.
Yes!
What do you mean, from my phone? Oh, where is my phone? I think I left it in your car, I didn't text him.
Ghostface.....
Think of me as your director. You re in my movie. You got a fun part so don't blow it.
in a sea of identic.... - Glad you came home, Sidney. Has it been worth it yet?
- She's not in her room. - Oh my God.
- Easy..Wait, wait. What about the book? - Looks like I'll just have to write it myself.
It's very dramatic. She's the reason why I love horror movies.
Jesus. Your hon, 'Vis. Baby, baby. Come here. Come on, let's go, let's go. Let's get care of you, right?
...you probably shouldn't leave that unlocked. - Sorry...
- Book tour is over. - Sidney. Accept your situation. You re a victim, for life. So, embrace it, use it.
Listen, in about 2 seconds I am gonna revitalize your face... with my tarnished brand.
Are you familiar with the phrase "I wrote the book on this?"
I am so sorry about Olivia.
- Right in here, Sheriff. - Hey, Jill.
It's not scary, it's gross. I hate all that torture porn shit.
See the blank line in your contract? You can name your phrase.
I still got it.
Oh my God!
Cinema Club thanks you for coming up for our third annual Stab-a-thon.