Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's gone at Kirby's. You gotta call her, get her back here. - Ok.
I am sorry about your publicist.
That's like the natural next step in the psycho slasher innovation. I mean you film em all real time
- Uhm, ok, I mean, it's Friday. I am sure we re not the only party that's going on at Woodsboro.
Alright...Get ready for a Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer extra. Now tonight, there is a good chance that Charlie Walker,
- It's Charlie's phone. - Tell Sidney heads are gonna roll tonight. Tell Sidney it's all because of her.
Jill can you give us a description...Over here...Jill...Jill, how does it feel to be a hero?...
- Amber, you re not gonna believe this...
Good one, Marnie. Lights out, phone on the floor.
- Everything ok upstairs? - You re supposed to be out front, Perkins.
- Exactly. - Ok, no offense guys but I'm gonna put in Stab 7.
Woodsboro High may be in store for some geek history. We'll see.
- What's your favorite scary movie? - Shut up!
You know, you learn the law when you watch the movies over and over.
Sidney!
- Turn the fucking thing off. - Ok...
- Name the movie that started the slasher craze: "Halloween", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "The Last House on the Left" or "Psycho"?
- Where is she? - The front door.
There is something real about a guy with a knife who just ... snaps.
Sure those cops wanted you to have this, Jill. For your protection.
So, Trevor called me last night.
- Oh, God... - Nice one.
It's those intense investigations that really bond relationships.
I told you, I heard something.
- What is it say? - Just when you think they're all safe and comfortable in the house
- Can you? - Yes, I can.
because it was a movie, and in real life it should never be.
This time... he's making the movie.
As I was saying...my officers are hard at work.
- And get up. And keep your hands over your head. - Don't do anything stupi...
Oh, yeah? Who played Leatherface first? - Gunnar Hansen.
It's the worst imitation I've ever heard, Jill. Speaking of Stab, you heard where the Stab- a- thon's gonna be at?
- And...May I ask what the hell are you doing here? - Why, didn't I find the after-party?
This party is all about the Stab movies. Come on, how meta can you get?
- It was chaos. Utter chaos. - I can't believe that.
You saved my life last night. I mean, I know we re family but... you heard a thing on me.
Hey, someone! Get up to the top of the structure! Go! Go!
What are you talking about? - It's a movie cop rule.
- Please, there is someone else out here. Let me in. - If you can't trust him, don't open the door.
- Stand back, Gale. Gale. - Just wanna see.
- With your matching wounds. - Why, she was stabbed in the shoulder?
I think that I have just enough time to slice someone open.
Excuse me. I have to geek out. I hadn't got a chance to say something earlier, but it's suck an honor to meet you.
So, why are you so sure that the killer is working by the rules of a horror remake? - Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent.
- Hello? - What are you guys up to?
Oh, well. Fine.
- It's Trudie. Who's this? - This is the last person you ever gonna see alive.
- What? - Welcome home Sidney. Preview of coming events.
...cos there's no character to fill a man. It's just body parts whipping and blood spewing...
Robbie!
- Did I interrupt something for you? Shut the fuck up. - Who invited you, Trevor?
What if we could catch the killer, by working together?
It's all so predictable. There's no element of surprise.
Cos all there are now are remakes. Only horror the studios green-light.
Hello?
- Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third act main cast blood bath. - Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change.
Jill, you re gonna get that?
- So you must have a very unique insight into the movie buffs at your school? - Maybe.
- Ok... - I'm gonna enjoy blowing your head off.
...Jill Roberts is her name. A name the whole world will now know...
- Crime scene. - Detach him right out of here. Everybody back. - Give me that camera. - Stand back.
Nice...
You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill: Don't fuck with the original.
I did.
Ouh, this is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer, here with the luscious Olivia "Don't look at my tits, I have a mind" Morris.
No offense but, that'd be a big deal for some of the club. A visit from Sidney Prescott, I mean, she's the star.
We had the same Homeroom in. Drama club too. We were in Peter Pan together. I played a Lost Boy.
Your cousin. Last stop in a book tour, first stop in a road to a new life.