Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I am sorry. I had to. - You bitch!

Help, in my house!

- There's a room down there. We can lock ourselves in.

It's been done to death. The whole self-aware post-modern meta-shit.

Thank you, number-3-thon. We thank you in rows.

- Sorry. The wind chimes were over here. - It was me, I was trying to fix em, sorry.

- Couldn't you make a move? - I just did.

I get that. But it's illogical..

- Wrong number. - Who was that?

Anyway, what are you doing in the house of Sidney Prescott? I mean, that's like being on Top Chef with Jeffrey Dahmer.

Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence that blows the doors off

- Dewey! Ehi! - Hey, Sidney. Gale, you made it.

Oh, hi Trevor. Bye Trevor.

I am Kirby, by the way. I am their friend.

Thanks Deputy, but no, thanks.

- Twilight zone... - A movie within a movie.

And you'd better start running.

- Dewey... - They need everyone to stay back.

- So, you know, you ll have 24 hour police surveillance. - That's comforting.

Just like her mother!

- What, you think I won't do it? Give me your gun! - Do it.

Excuse me. This will only take a minute. I need you all to stay where you are and remain silent.

You can see everything coming.

Uh, no, I didn't hear anything.

Her mom is my sister. I have scars too. None ever asks me about my scars.

- No, she's in the guest room. - Forget it. Next door is close enough.

- How are you? How's Gale? - I am alright. But Gale,

...But it nearly turned deadly tonight, with the latest victim of this attack being the wife of the Woodsboro Sheriff...

- Wait, what do you mean? - Well, if you wanna be the new "new version", the killer should be filming the murders.

Oh, if you need me, you know where to find me.

- I will keep you posted. - Alright, be safe.

- Jill? - Hello, Sidney. Surprised?

- Oh God, Jill... - Let's get the cops.

Move back, I am the Sheriff.

So which one of you guys sent me a text message from Jill's phone, huh?

- W-We re just supposed to accept that you re telling the truth? - Isn't your phone missing?

- Who you keep texting? - I have a Facebook stalker. He keeps leaving me messages.

- I said, who is this? - I asked you a question.

No, the zombies are still in their car, so you should be alright.

...Gale Riley, AKA Gale Weathers, who's in serious condition tonight after being stabbed. Her assailant then disappeared...

Uh, dug a hole. Climbing out, here. So anyway,

- And Sidney fled the scene. - What, what happened to Kate?

- What's your status? - Jill?

You re smaller in person.