Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, yeah! U.S.A. To the rescue!

You are older than 15.

So before we have relations, we have to sanctify our union in the eyes of God.

I remembered yours!

Mike your son is terrible at contracts

Vroom-vroom! Vroom! Vroom-vroom!

Then I'm gonna make love to you until you hate your vagina.

- Not really. I just need to know- - The year was 2002.

Sexpun, get those celebrities up here right away.

McConaughey can't have milk!

And I love you, Sexpun Smith.

that your son is mentally retarded.

Well, Professor, it appears your crappy robots still malfunction when they drink milk.

In fact, you'll like it so much...

I mean, it's cool if you're a whore. But no right now.

My first audition was for the lead in a little movie called Monster's Ball.

Why is everyone leaving? Why aren't they staying and dying?

Go for Oscar Gold.

Well, perhaps I can play you for an invitation. Name your game.