Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It means he'll never not be retarded.
Imagine seeing the four-hour director's cut.
I love you, Stan Smith.
The spa is owned by mysterious business tycoon, Tearjerker.
Now I bet you want to know what drove me to this.
A film I just signed on to do with Spielberg.
# The tears of a clown #
So I swore that one day I'd make the whole world cry...
I had a pickle an hour ago. Came with my Reuben.
Away Up on
You're doing a crappy Tchochkie Schmear movie instead of working with Spielberg?
Tchochkie Schmear's got a project that's way better.
Your puppy has cancer.
'cause my roommate's mother is coming to take us out to dinner.
He was an alcoholic.
Unacceptable. Get over here and fix it!
- No. - If you ever become a robot, will you tell me?
With the robots making terrible films that no one would want to see...
Tears, drop!
Huh, milk shake. So you're not a robot.
Mike, you're the worst contractor ever!
You broke a pinky promise!
I want to play more, puppy!