Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you think it was milk that made the McConaughey robot go crazy?
More quicksand, more death beams, and a bench in the shower.
Um, Tearjerker, something's wrong.
Okay, Matt Damon and Lucy Liu, you're next.
People worldwide are already crying hysterically.
Skateboarding Grandma. Wait a second.
- Do you get a good feeling from- - Are you a whore?
And don't send your 20-year-old stoner son!
- You go first. - Thank you.
This is Tchochkie Schmear, a ruthless, international arms dealer...
I want to drive the truck! I want to drive the truck!
Where is the wine?
Please hold your questions...
Your fiendish plan is working perfectly.
No, it's really them.
I trust you'll enjoy my spa, Mr. Stan Smith of the C.I.A.
Mike, you ended the boat tour in my office?
Just talk to him. And by talk, I really mean listen.
'Cause sometimes I like to sit down.
Good-bye, Professor. I'll weep for you.
All aboard Tearjerker's Diabolical Plan Boat Tour.
As we speak, he is shooting 20 films, all with A-list celebrities.
Because I thought we could be secret Asians.
No!
Nobody needs America's help... until they need it.
- I don't get with no whore. - Another martini for Tearjerker.
So you've heard most of my brilliant scheme.
It's like he's eating us. I bet we're delicious.
We need you to infiltrate the set and find out what he's up to.
Oscar, I- I have some bad news for you.
Yeah, see? If you were a woman, you'd have some pretty big cans by now.
It also stars Matthew McConaughey as Karen Allen.