Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

More quicksand, more death beams, and a bench in the shower.
Where is the wine?
- Do you get a good feeling from- - Are you a whore?
Skateboarding Grandma. Wait a second.
Good-bye, Professor. I'll weep for you.
We need you to infiltrate the set and find out what he's up to.
Nobody needs America's help... until they need it.
- I don't get with no whore. - Another martini for Tearjerker.
All aboard Tearjerker's Diabolical Plan Boat Tour.
This is Tchochkie Schmear, a ruthless, international arms dealer...
Because I thought we could be secret Asians.
No!
And don't send your 20-year-old stoner son!
'Cause sometimes I like to sit down.
I want to drive the truck! I want to drive the truck!
So you've heard most of my brilliant scheme.
Um, Tearjerker, something's wrong.
People worldwide are already crying hysterically.
Please hold your questions...
As we speak, he is shooting 20 films, all with A-list celebrities.
Okay, Matt Damon and Lucy Liu, you're next.
Your fiendish plan is working perfectly.
It also stars Matthew McConaughey as Karen Allen.
It's like he's eating us. I bet we're delicious.
Yeah, see? If you were a woman, you'd have some pretty big cans by now.
Oscar, I- I have some bad news for you.
Just talk to him. And by talk, I really mean listen.
So you think it was milk that made the McConaughey robot go crazy?
- You go first. - Thank you.
I trust you'll enjoy my spa, Mr. Stan Smith of the C.I.A.
No, it's really them.
Mike, you ended the boat tour in my office?