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Sized strip club after me.
Tell me about it.
I know it's the second time,
manipulating Jenna for my own ends.
Insincere.
Scarlett Johansson, Blake Lively, Jessica Biel.
Liz Lemon...
No, Jenna, I said...
because there's no "I" or "me" in America.
She's aging, mean, and rich. That sounds republican to me.
Ain't nobody touch my clock.
Voters don't really pick the president.
And none of that has happened!
and for a woman People magazine once called,
"Oh, I turned you into me, Lemon.
What you need is Relay.
like corporations and celebrities.
Thanks, sir.
Jenna is overly sensitive, prone to hysteria,
Deviousness? I guess two can play at that game.
Listen to me, Jenna.
Earlier today, I met a family.
would be gutted.
our schools would be producing no new actresses.
To be perfectly honest, I don't like Mitt Romney.
To this day, I have to live with the fact
And listen to your heart.
empowers the Mayor of Stone Mountain to perform
I need you to marry me so I don't get sent back to Canada.
Am I not blonde enough?
A world without arts programs sounds terrible.
This country needs Mitt Romney.
because Reverend Gary said choosing is a sin,
One sec.
Someone who respects the human fetus
All day...
- Cool. - Okay.
And all night.
And they will do whatever I say.
Why, if arts funding was cut, within a short time,
Look, you don't really want Jenna's autograph.