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I am so proud of you, my little saleswoman.
I don't think he's making any money.
- Mm-hmm. - You know, it's about respect.
Damn it, random man!
So this is not my fault.
with my credit card, and the bank said
Uh...
Really?
Well, it's artisanal. It's organic.
about taking my Latina card from me.
You buy stuff, or you're fired!
Now, could you please stop telling everyone?
Mm!
not from Tucson.
I will put this in there.
- Okay, well... - Okay, well.
Because that may be what you agreed to.
in a bird scarf.
Yeah, and you're not that good of a dancer.
Yeah, we've been on a couple dates.
Amazing. Yeah.
No, no, it isn't.
Then mind your own [bleep] business.
Don't you speak Spanish?
Know what I mean? Ay, ay, ay!
- Justine? - Hard pass.
Well, nothing. It's just that $200 is a lot
- Wow. - It's a stork.
I buy the kegs wholesale, and then I mark up the bottles.
- The older one. - Mmm, Amy's the Miranda one.
Or it might be Bud Light.
And they'll believe me, because I'm the boss!
You said that already.