Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just can't help but kind of feel like a failure as a woman.

I'm gonna have to take away your Latino card.

I'm gonna call her.

- Mantilla. - Mango?

Yes, I will... I will do this.

Well, that's pretty racist.

It's just that I want her to admit that I'm right.

I totally kissed a black guy once.

You're still up for tonight, right?

Oh, sí, claro Que sí.

How would I even do that?

And it was a mess.

I had to sit down in the shower.

Oh, so you guys have an open marriage.

Are you cheating on Jerusha?

Or, to be honest, on the planet.

I crush it up and hide it to trick myself.

Oh, the beverage guy. Cool.

Could he have been speaking Hindi?

Hey, you know what is interesting?

I never pressure you.

You know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and,

- I can do that. - Thank you.

burnout white dude making money off Mexican food.

Oh, thanks, but you guys don't sell beer like this.

with one of the vendors?

this is gonna be great.

it might take a little time for your palate to adjust.

- What do you want me to buy? - That's what's going on.

Um, yeah. Some.

And I'll say that I didn't.

Yeah, well, it's been a lot of trial and error.

but now people are returning things.

Not that all Latinos are good dancers,

It's okay. I... I just want everybody to be happy.