Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, God damn it!
red
Oh, come on, just think about how famous you'll be!
Oh, my God!
Why?
Yeah, but, you know, I’ve learned something today.
Your anthrax has given me colon cancer!
how skinny Butters is,
Now, I think the $4 million should be split evenly among the three of us.
Hi dad and mom Don’t you hi dad and mom us you big shit!
Jared, it's just that your new take on weight loss
- AIDS? - That's right.
Yeah, none of us want to marry Butters!
What? What are you thinking? Are you bummed?
No, I totally covered for you.
You've had AIDS all this time and you knew it?
His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison
We told you no television while you're grounded.
- they're gonna want several. - That's true.
AIDS is finally funny!
Chef, we need Butters to gain about 50 pounds, fast.
there he is beating
But we're supposed to shoot your commercial
for their shattered dreams.
No, it isn't, stupid blubber butt.
You wouldn't be a penis butt, Butters. You'd be famous.
With all those sub sandwiches
Hey, you're the one that screwed us by not losing weight, Butters.
Welcome to Shitty Beef. You want Biltong?
Nobody loves you! You're not even a person!
We would have never laughed about this before.
I know, you kind of have to read the fine print
Say they'll eat nothing but their Chinese food,
That's a long time to wait.
Jacking it? Jacking what?
and so I’m here to tell you that you should all go out and get aides!
Hey, yeah.
- That's a great idea. - Lose weight and make money.
Yeah, maybe they're all just jealous
Well, don't you see what this means?