Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who took him to his first day at kindergarten?
Dad?
I don't think he made it, sug'.
well, he finally did something right.
Run away from the light.
Cai we have everybody sittiig dowi? Thaik you,
back on the sidewalk
Of course he is.
No, your Earth dad.
Thanks for the tips. Maybe I can try them out with my dad.
I've gotta go play make-believe with Bobby.
And me? Well, I'd make an excellent pet.
When Joseph was a baby, who changed his diapers?
Bobby, I thought your father was going to rehearse with you.
Come on! This is great news.
Well, this is awkward.
Nice one, Mr. Hill.
I took them out only to hand jive.
Probably as food.
-I am not your real father. -Of course you are.
The kind of scared you only see in Earth women...
""It's gonna be nice.""
Come on.
He was a purebred alien and had a heart of gold.
It's my joke! I'm gonna tell it.
-Excuse me. Is that seat free? -No.