Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The truth has been right in front of me all these years.
What's happening to me?
What do you want?
Hey, John Redcorn.
Can you send a 13-year-old boy a bouquet of flowers?
And, remember, smaller and realer.
because this is great people-watching, but I'm about ready to go.
(Joseph) Heads up!
-Who taught him how to tie his shoes? -John Redcorn.
So the reason why I don't relate to my son...
There was this doctor. And then....
This is the hardest conversation I've ever had.
""That's right. It's gonna be nice there.
Well, okay, son. Just be more careful where you're aiming.
who've given birth to half-human/half-alien babies.
I ran out of advice after I told him to hold the stick like a giant cigarette.
-Oh, God! -Well, thanks anyway.
The luiatic friige have dismissed these so-called Marfa Lights,,,
[sniffs]
[chuckling] That was pretty funny. Tell it again.
He probably went to the hardware store to fix the window...
I just wish my dad had been there to see it.
This doesn't make any sense.
-Dad! -Don't go, son!
(woman) Oh, my God!
Joseph, I've got something that we really need to....
That's good.
(Peggy) Hank, you are not Joseph's father.
Bobby, I'm no actor.