Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I can't wait to see it. - Yeah.
- J.R., what are you doing? - Something distasteful...
Just sign right here, sir.
Yeah. Daddy calls them B's. Booze, broads and booty.
In my former position, being an optimist was a virtue.
John Ewing Jr. 's office.
Well, when they don't want somebody, that somebody ain't got a chance.
We'll always be brothers, J. R...
I wasn't hired to be careless, so no one told me... Had to tell me about it.
...but it's about time you learned the art of subtlety.
Oh, you are mean, you know that?
I'm just a legal counsel. I'm counsel for this committee.
Because the lack of it turns competitors into enemies, and enemies into fanatics.
Soon as I start seeing her again, maybe I can help you out.
Well, I'm not sure I can even tell you how the whole thing happened...
- A couple more minutes... - It's all right, Ray. Not your fault...
...but you and me, it was good. Real good.
Is that...? I don't believe that car.
Who was I kidding?
And that was that.
Why in the hell ain't they saying anything?
- Anyway, I ain't so sure it's a bad thing. - You're not?
Hi.
Bobby, you said it'd get better, and instead, it's getting worse.
...but I'll go into Dallas tomorrow and get my things.
What am I now, a bowl of chili?
Where are you going? What is this?
I'll send a truck for the rest of this.
...except that I said, "I love you. "
- What? - A wife.
- Are you okay? - Sure, sure, sure.
I brought her to a couple barbecues.
Yeah?
That's what keeps the independent oil men independent.
I'm sorry. L... I don't know what to say.
...that we're thinking of making into a nursery.
And he went back to register the claim and I stayed there and I drilled...
I don't know.
Sure.