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If you wanna make a good impression on Mama...
Ray Krebbs, have you heard that our Bobby has married Pamela Barnes?
Oh, yes, ma'am. Of course, I only have the one suitcase...
My partner and I walked out right here in Texas...
Trying's the fun part of it anyway.
- I'll get around to it. - Get around to it. Come on, Pam...
You got a whole satchel full of goodwill there.
- I don't know. - To pay Pearl?
You just do like I tell you.
Sure you don't want some more of this hot joe, now?
- Hi, J.R. - Pamela.
I gotcha.
- I'll be with you in just a minute. - Okay, thanks.
I came to tell you that I got married.
- I tried to pay her off. - You jackass.
- Oh, yeah? You going for a walk? - Yeah.
Thought maybe you might talk to her, get her to call off her brother.
J.R. Set me up and you helped him?
What's wrong with that?
Sure. Give it a try.
...I gotta go.
We didn't have no money for anything like that, Your Honor.
Please.
Why? Because the way she makes you feel?
...it's mine.
- Well, I tell you, if he knew, he'd kill me. - Well, I ain't gonna tell him.
Seems like old Phil is handling Cliff Barnes just fine.
I told you, my job was courier, not opener.
When J.R. Found out, he called some nice old boys in Dallas.
Have a good day, sir.
What are you gonna do now, Pam?
Your folks are gonna throw me right off that ranch.
Most men keep work in their briefcases.
Ray Krebbs would teach you if you asked him nice.
Let go of my arm.
So back me up and make it good.
Do it.