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We had a great time today saving the girls from floating away. We used the giant candy cane to rescue Nikki. We used a part horn to warn the animals that we were coming.
I think it was... Chucky lucky chicky licky checky... reppy poo... was that it? Chucky lucky chicky licky... What the hell is that Francine?
Sean, Carly, how about you two shut up and get to dancing? We are dancing Michael. You zip your lip!
Maybe pouchy is far away and can’t hear us
I know a boat you can get on. Bye bye.
We used soap to unstick the telescope. We made it sparkly clean.
Has it been a half-hour already? Well, what a lovely visit.
worl? what do you want? wirrkl? feed the wirredls! whaap! whaap! worratrayal wonkfinldezone! whaap whaap! last straw worrawiark! whaap! brinpy! wiark! wiark! woppatownky! woppytownky! betrayal worrawiark! betrayal worrawiark!
She fail math in school.
We had such a great time with Nikki and Lydia at the Special Olympics today. First, we used seven yellow balls. Juggling is so much fun to watch.
But we should probably meet Francine.
You make my Francine happy. Her happiness is all I ever want.
Oh. Did I forget to mention that this show ripped of Teen Titans, one of my favorite shows on Cartoon Network? And this show is a toddler version of Teen Titans. The animation is stupid. The stories are dumb. The children are lazy asses. The writers are lame. The music is crap. And it looks like a little kid took over and tried using the animation software.
Here’s a rehearsal of the song. A B C D E F G. H I J K L M N. O P Q R S T U. V W X Y Z.
Did I ever tell you about my parents? Tragic story.
And we will burn all of your underwear as well as destroying the toilet. and we will rape you daily.
Pouchy, we need to keep Baby Red Bird warm. Do you have anything that can help us? I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A pogo stick, a blanket, or...
That was terrible.
I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A leaf blower, a woodpecker, a metal pot, or... exploding dynamite? How's about the woodpecker? They peck holes in trees to look for bugs. And it can cut the pole.
Madame Butterfly is going to be pissed at me. That's right, Clyde, Violy, as well as Johnny, Catrina, and the Egg Twins. You all are suspended for a month. Go to the office right now.
I think he's done. Put him over. Stick a fork in... No, she disappeared. Griffin's in the middle of the lake, granted he's on the lily pad and has a life vest on. But Griffin's in the middle of the lake where it's at least 12 feet deep.
Roberta vanished into the curtain at the end of the song. Then, Joe demonstrates it for Quagmire at the end of the song too Francine. Joe doing it was funny.
Mah Mah. Bah Bah.
Pouchy, we need to get down to the forest. Do you have anything that can help us? I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A pogo stick, or...
And behind the door is... a ribbon. How can we make a gift for Nikki out of a ribbon? Here Jude. Let's use the ribbon like a sash and write a nice message on it and give it to Nikki.
You guys will be sat on by sumo wrestlers every day. You guys will be participating in the Running of the Bulls every year for the rest of your life.
Stan, the English Patient is getting close to detonating.
We used so many great Mouseketools to help rescue Jones today. First, we used zippers to zip up our spacesuits. Hooray!
Mah Mah and Bah Bah love you, Francine.
Stan makes fun of the Carson kids, but the youngest one Claire, and acts racist to my friends. Stan pushes the corners of his eyes at Ryuchi.
Gentlemen, have your mail forwarded to the edge...
Oh, my God. They're rich.
No, I will not turn it off, or put Backyardigans on for you kids! I want you kids to see what my childhood was like. And my brother's. I could've been in my room watching The Price is Right, but no! I had to watch all of his stuff cause Mom said.
Billy for having a strawberry-shaped birthmark on his forehead, Quinn for having ADHD, the twins for having autism, Nathan for wearing glasses, Destiny for liking Care Bears, Andrew for having asthma, Erin for having Aspenger's Syndrome, and Angel for being obnoxious. But he loved Claire a lot more.
It's like I'm king of the castle.
My face!
Hi everybody. I'm Pouchy. Pouchy, we need to let our friends know we need their help. Do you have anything that can help us?
- I'll buy more. - Wasteful. You waste.
“There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency or life as the simple truth.” - Dickens, English. WE at OhioHealth know, in an emergency, 6 minutes can be a lifetime.
Lotion on everything.
So Barb says "I only know how long it's been since dad died bc of Sophia. When she turns whatever age I know dad's been gone that long. And mum's been gone it will be 6 years this October." To which I say "no, it will be 9 bc Eleanor will be 9 in September and she was only a couple weeks old."
And, we used a catcher's mitt to catch the big bouncing red gooey fish. What a day!
Well Michael put the girls' suits and wet towels in the dryer because duh and Don lectured Karly about that getting them bacterial infections so Karly has had it. Then he yelled at ALL OF US because the rug inside the back door is wet bc he keeps hosing down the fucking patio. Everyone is done.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing - that’s why we recommend it daily.” - Ziglar, American. So within 6 minutes, the three guides and the state’s most experienced stroke specialists began her evaluation.
And, we used a beach ball to shoot baskets so I could ride the Ferris wheel. That was so much fun!
I'll re-route it to another printer in our system.
It's not. We've got hundreds of people in Soarin' watching Steel Magnolias. Oh no! Not that movie! Shelby and her giant mouth? Enough is enough! I just wanna go for Ms. Dolly Parton.
- Oh, no. No ducks. - Ducks okay.
You must take the whole course of monkey dung.
Oh no. Me, Foofa, Brobee, Toodee, and Plex got magenta cards. DJ Lance is going to yell at us. That's right, Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Toodee, and Plex. You are all suspended for a day. Go to the office right now and don't you dare hide those cards in my pajamas.
Pouchy, we need to make the gears slippery so that Wyatt can slip out. Do you have anything that can help us? I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A bottle of shampoo, a butterfly net, or...
oh god even you wouldn't get into god's gym with those blinchels! and you won't wuisten my rigkkusakklents with those plandrikktkdkddicsocials!
Now I'm skiing on a yacht
So Nick, Cassie, what do you guys wanna do? See a movie?
My thumb! I blew off my thumb!
It's because she's your real daughter, isn't it?
no don't come roger you whiper tous! ok i won't you evil man!
Then we used the carrot to pull a rabbit out of a hat. Very tricky.
You're gonna sit here because you didn't play dodgeball, and sat it out. As for you, if you don't call off this alliance, you're gonna be the next one in there.
Manny I am sick of you. Just because Jack Black said chicken jockey, doesn't mean you have to throw your drinks and popcorn everywhere in the theater. Annie, stop all that crying. You peed on people's heads and brought a real chicken. And Danny and Francine, the silly string and the fireworks and the gun was totally fucked up.
I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A pogo stick, a blanket, blueberries, or... Get the blueberries.
As the day winds down to evening, everyone is done swimming and the girls left. Penny just got out of her shower and is changed into her nightgown. Trudy invites her to put Pull-Ups on the twins, which she happily accepts. She is also happy that the twins can now use the potty, just like their big sister.
See if you like it. Blah blah bleh bleh bluh...
Well Michael put the girls' suits and wet towels in the dryer bc duh and Don lectured Karly about that getting them bacterial infections so Karly has had it. Then he yelled at ALL OF US bc the rug inside the back door is wet bc he keeps hosing down the fucking patio. Everyone is done.
I peed in your soup. Happy 42nd birthday. Which I will not be celebrating. Dewey, don’t say that.
...my birth in-laws.
I don't believe it.