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Bill. You know him?
Yeah. For a long time.
Ohh...
Ready?
That's a really cool tux.
Still, don't you think a little goddamn consolation is in order?
Congratulations. This is the way it's supposed to be.
Well, I'm going away tomorrow,
I'm sorry. This is stupid.
The difference is that I mean it this time.
You've helped me when I didn't deserve help.
I'll get the money.
Why don't you borrow it from your father?
He was a tough little kid.
I'm not sad.
Get out of the house!
and he was OK.
I don't know what to do. You're the only one.
and I want you to come with me.
No-- My elbow.
#Weaving time in a tapestry #
- Uh-uh. - Don't play innocent with me.
You don't understand. He tried so hard.
What are you going to do?
We'll bring Clay with us. Clay!
Remember the infamous coffee cup?
Ahh.
and as we hope to be.
because I don't want to.
Yes.
Yes, I want to go with you.
You have something for me?
Maybe we missed.
That's a-- a lovely dress.
No.
#Jingle all the way #
He doesn't want my help.
#You say your mommy ain't home, it ain't my concern #
Thanks.
Oh, let's walk with one another.
Yeah.
That's another surprise!
It's all the control I need.
But they're not like me. So don't make me beg.
But if you just give me a chance--
I want to provide it for them, at a reasonable fee, of course.
Why don't you just leave us alone?
# Look around #
I'm sorry.
Yeah, next time.
# Let me stand #
[Beep]
OK.
Hi.
# Let's swim to the moon, uh-huh #
- What about you? - They know me.
I just like dropped by,
You're Blair.
You've seen Julian recently?
It's not gonna happen again.
Cool.
# My time is here #
Mm.
#And do the bump 'n grind #
Dad?
# Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #
OK. See? You're home.
You look so sincere when you say that,
I will beg. Blair will plead.
I do.
Dad?
School.
Well, you look pale and great.
What?
We'll have a couple kids and find a great maid to raise them.
What are you telling me that's new?
You seem happy here.
- You're not asking me for $50,000. - Yeah, I am, Dad.
Oh, God!
# Bum di di bum di di bum #
...Keep right on the floor.