Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

some ex-boyfriend memorabilia.

♪ And I'll confess ♪

- Mine would be Eva Longoria. - What?

It's... I'm just so happy to see you.

She permanently damaged her appearance

And free. (chuckles)

Um... I know that...

Absolutely. Freshness is so important to me.

♪ We know the deal ♪

♪ Can't make amends ♪

If I'm Miss Douche,

♪ So darling ♪

and cool... I'm just, I'm not.

All I need is one thing.

Me seeing you on that bridge,

♪ That's where we hit your back patio-oh! ♪

is so complicated.

no one will laugh at me.

and, thereby, be covered

"Crazy Lady 911 Phone Call"

I don't know, did you buy them?

(chuckling): Coined that, too.

♪ One time I think ♪

♪ Tapped that ass ♪

Ow! This Miss Douche case

But in between that,

and we need to stop talking about it.

Oh, yeah. I was a pretty hot girl.

Then who are you, Miss Proctor?

What are you wearing, by the way?

You should get some sort

completely change their entire identity

Both, I'll take both!

and I want to know what it is.

BOTH: ♪ We tapped that ass all over this house ♪

I think I need to move on.

I have a conflict of interest.

She's not gonna understand.

... and I think I know how.

- (chuckles) - Oh, yeah.

- Finally. - What?

DYSFUNCTION IS OUR LINGUA FRANCA

I couldn't say goodbye.

I mean, it's exactly what I did with Josh and Greg, you know,

- (moans) Thank you. Okay. - (chuckles)

(gasps) Oh, my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I went

Try to be Miss Douche, you idiot.

Okay. So, these are

She reminded me of why I entered this contest

But, um, listen, I... I did work really hard on this case, sir.

You won something?!

My 9-1-1 video is up to 10,000 hits,

representing Miss Douche Incorporated, LLC.

Girl, get your hair glue and let's Vámonos,

I was talking about people who post pictures

knowing I don't have any unnecessary bacteria.

and I don't see an esquire behind your name.