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Shh, let me finish.
Is everything okay?
I don't know who I am without them.
She's young.
- You get up! - (whimpers)
Greg?
No, no, I mean it.
Turn the TV down! I can't think!
every once in a while. Just... Sometimes,
♪ But after sex ♪
in the first place, which
Paula, Paula, can you do all the research
and take like a... personal disaster day
I don't know, honey.
We have to say good-bye.
No, it doesn't matter 'cause I give up.
who haunt their exes.
REBECCA: Who... am I?
that I try to be everything a modern woman
No, we're honored the women entrust us
You wanted to show the world you were okay after that
- Look at you! - I know,
♪ I would have to say ♪
- (laughter) - Don't be weird.
Uh, take the back roads.
like I've found the true, authentic me.
Wow.
DISPATCH: 911, what is your emergency?
because of my friend, Heather.
I am Paula Proctor from Whitefeather & Associates,
You and I... have had some great moments together.
I was even gonna go back to school.
You can turn off the spotlight.
uh, do I deserve...
KAREN: If I were you,
Yeah. I'm gonna move on, just like Paula said.
♪ 'Cause life is short ♪
How is that even possible?!
Come on, Rebecca, let's go.
It's Rebecca!
across the center-line as the defense settles in...
♪ I also tapped that ass all over this house ♪
Um, no, sorry, I'm moving out, too.
He needed to move on and...
- ♪ And there ♪ - ♪ And here ♪
it's kind of something like that, in my head.
And I make some mean pancakes, Heather will tell you.
I would start working on an alias.
Ah, well, you could've burned down the whole complex.
♪ On every stair ♪
with whom I went to both Harvard and Yale, and he's
- (gasps) - Honey, you're not being supportive.
Wario and Toad die
Yeah. Not too bad.
Ple... can you just put it... ?
Home, yes, okay, so, here's the thing, guys.
You're in that mood, huh?
(sighs)
Right, right, um... but it's hard because I've been