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I understand why you had to leave West Covina and...
(inhales deeply and sniffs)
She is your best friend.
and he won't tell God.
I don't.
I want to believe that.
Sounds refreshing.
Oh, no, I don't antic.
I need to change the narrative.
Well, I guess what I'm saying is...
Oh, so you didn't hear about...
Oh, good, you're up. Okay, so,
She's refusing to go to her dumb contest.
- ♪ Here ♪ - ♪ And here ♪
Of course I did.
Your expensive bots pushed your likes over the edge.
I don't deserve to be Miss Douche.
Major Hurricane Beryl
Let's wrap this up with a big finish!
Uh-Uh, I can't do those things.
She borrowed some of my clothes.
(knocks on door)
Where is she?
Oops. Sorry.
♪ I had a stroke ♪
DISPATCH: Ma'am, is there a fire in your house?
What are you talking about?
Ghosts. (sighs)
We'll stop and get you a ribbon on the way home.
I know Josh and I shouldn't be together.
Miss Douche!
- Dream ghosts are lame. - So lame.
You know, I've been meaning to tell you, I wasn't
- What... - Yay.
it's dead people hair, so...
She went to work, dear.
Oh, well, good, I-I am kind of hungry.
you're doing it wrong. I'll do it myself.
You've been sleeping for, like,
Oh, my God, that was you?
♪ Reveal, reveal ♪
♪ To say it's fate ♪
they're just gonna say, "Wow, look at that new Miss Douche!
(crying): I'm a good listener.
I need you to go.
this look... is not going to bring
Miss Muños, do you yourself use the Miss Douche product?
back to the left.
The five with the most likes become the finalists,
And plus, I want to prove to everyone that I'm okay.
(exhales)
Said, hashtag "alwayshydrate"? I mean,
Personally, I am a fan.
knowing you and... and knowing your background.
What?
DARRYL: Okay!
oh, it just wasn't you.
♪ ♪
and that's why I still live at home.
Is that why you're wearing that...
And you have the perfect name for a lawyer...
the girls who have the most likes so far.
It's okay. I mean...
and scrub these men out of my life.
Oh. Hey, Josh.
but I just wish I could stop thinking about him...
- ♪ And on this couch ♪ - ♪ And in this chair ♪