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- It's coupons. - Cup-ons, yeah.
Hey, guys.
So this is the place, eh?
We. Us.
- I'm booking a ticket. - A ticket?
HEY! I WAS JUST MAKING SOME TABLE LEGS!
Ah!
Hey, Miller.
All right, Winston!
Here goes. Um...
And stop putting stuff in your mouth.
We got the house.
Perfect, gentle, unrelenting pressure.
Follow me.
when we find out about the house.
What?
that closet is begging to be a half bath...
[glass breaks, cheering]
- No. - Babe, this is an emergency.
doesn't mean we can't be real with each other.
Hm... mm...?
They're the owners!
Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?
Yeah, but that was months ago.
What is going on with you?
- We walked through it three times. - What?
The urban corn harvest.
You can't control
See, what we have here is called good bones.
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Oh, I just...
- You're right. - All right.
Oh, no.
Ooh, don't I know it!
<i>Empurrando para a frente.</i>
you...
You know what they call Seattle in Portland?
That's a... that's a boat.
Yah!
Well, I hope you saved some for Furguson.
This is my co-signer.
Nick is on his way to the bank right now. I texted him.
SCHMIDT: Hey, Nick!
- Is everything okay? - Um...
Shh. You're a big, bright star.
That it can float.
Again, very sexual language.