Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I told Jamie it wasn't gonna happen.

I leave them the fuck alone.

So we'd like to ask you to move in with us down here with my man, Nate.

And it's good for my sciatica too. The vibrations really help out my butt.

I'm-- I'm not stalking ya.

Oh, Sam, there's a bunch of crazy stuff on Twitter.

Ted Lasso: Apparently she doesn't eat sugar

-Come on, talk to me. -I can't believe you're bringing Jamie

Now, before y'all bounce,

Kill 'em. Roy-o!

Looks like Jamie's coming back to Richmond.

But I should've asked you first, Ted. You're absolutely right.

and they all live in this godless place called Santa Monica.

There's nothing I can do.

[sniffs] Why's it smell like my nana's house in here?

You know, you were getting good minutes up at City.

[viewers laughing]

-It's all shit, Ted. -Mmm.

So what's next for Jamie Tartt?

-Oh. -Come on, let me see.

That's fine. I ain't got no--

You were amazing.

God, it's fucking hot

and I couldn't text you 'cause I deleted your number.

Look, Coach, I need Richmond.

Oh, yeah. No, that's a blast.

You know, it's just something in my life that I really enjoy.

-Mmm. -All right, you got any questions for me?

-[Ted groans] I appreciate you. -Good luck with the match, yeah?

-George? -A real even battle.

-Sam, I understand your anger towards him. -It's not him.

See how everything's functioning.

Uh, you know, my father says every time he sees you on TV,

is exactly what drives certain fellas to become great at what they do.

ROBERT THOMAS, YOU F-ING LEGEND

There you go. [chuckles]

What you mean no one wants me? I'm Jamie fucking Tartt.

What are you doing?

Same. But then, tough love never bothered me.

it breaks our little bowwow hearts to see you wandering around this building.

Sorry. He's in a big rush.

Just because Jamie can score goals doesn't mean he deserves to be here.