Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jamie, you're an amazing player.

is somehow making my life better.

-Oh, wow, wow. -Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Well, hey, let me ask you this now.

Why pay someone to do what a friend should do for you for free?

Any thoughts on Jamie Tartt and his future with Manchester City?

Oh, right. Of course, I'm-- I'm sorry.

Nothing till the match later.

-Wow. -[Ted] Hey, look who's here.

You're too much of a liability.

There ain't nothing going on out here on this field

Sorry. What do you usually do with your lashes?

You know I still gotta make you run a bunch of laps, right?

Thanks for the ride, babe. Do you wanna pop in? Say hi?

Yeah, but we are lucky to have with us, here in the studio, loser, Jamie.

Wow. Old people are so wise.

I'm gonna hire a bunch of children to follow you around and scream,

As long as I knew the coach gave a shit.

Yeah, no, of course.

I am announcing… [cries]

No, what you're doing here.

I gotta go. Thank you.

You saw it, you know. It's just such a good nickname.

-What about you, Coach? -Pro: He's a great player.

Then I was going to cook you cordon bleu for dinner.

That's not a bike, that's a transformer.

Felt good to be back around the game.

[exhales sharply]

It's just that--

-Wait until you hear this shit. -Ooh, do tell, Ricky Bell.

Yeah, I saw him today.

-No, I will not. -Good! Why should you? I ain't your daddy.

'Cause I could never be that free.

Heck, someone made an account for my mustache.

-Bloody hell. -Wait, that was last night?

So many other things don't have sugar in them.

Yes, it's very club-first mentality, Leslie,

Reading that email will be like

-[shouting continues] -[player 3] What the fuck was that?