Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you threw it over there?

-Stanley. And you like football, yeah? -Mm-hmm.

I don't know, just thought it'd be fun. Help boost me brand.

You think you can do better? Come here and do it then.

How many locker room punch-ups have we had since Jamie's been gone?

Unlucky, really.

and ask those lads at the end of the bar to stop staring at me, please?

And I will let you know what the people from Dubai Air say.

-Can I help you with something? -Well, yeah. No, I--

He can be a bit…

How do you feel about taking ecstasy every night for three straight weeks?

Somebody order training extra spicy today?

I do have one piece of football business we need to discuss.

It's just-- [sighs] What if--

All right. Chelsea was shit today.

Don't make changes that could throw off a player's headspace.

All-time great.

[both mocking laughter]

-[all yelling] Yes! -[Sam] Yeah, do it!

-Hit me two times, will ya? -Yeah.

What'd you tell the prince prick of all pricks

-Yeah. -Sorry you got sacked, man.

You didn't even talk to us about it.

It looks like they're sitting on his hand.

[Ted] Yeah, she really is more than meets the eye, ain't she.

That I'm in safe hands with you.

Hello, Real Madrid? Do you want Jamie Tartt?

Really? Wow. I've never met someone who doesn't eat sugar.

What a match! Manchester United beat Chelsea 1-nil

Sounds too good to be true.