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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
-You. -[gasps]
[host] Roy Kent, ex-Chelsea legend joins us.
[sobs] …from--
and I got kicked off of both. So now I don't know what I'm doing,
Can't get hurt if you don't try.
Then I was talking to Sam, and he unsettled it.
Does everyone agree that being winless with eight straight draws "ain't broke"?
So I wanted to thank you properly.
It's funny you mention that 'cause we've got a clip.
What was I saying?
No, it's not pathetic.
[sighs]
Did your former club play well?
Hey, boss.
I don't know what does it for me more,
Just try a little bite, huh?
Did you put lavender-scented fabric softener in the laundry?
They were lucky they didn't lose by three or four or ten.
-You did what? -Evidently she doesn't eat sugar.
-None. -None.
That's very thoughtful, Coach Lasso. But I don't eat sugar.
-Oh. Oops, sorry. -[Higgins mutters]
Just something I had to do, do you know what I mean?
Heavy is the head that wears the visor, Coach Lasso.
Being alone. Big whoop.
Hey, you two are like Frank Sinatra and Ava Gardner, you know?
At my age with a fucked knee, I don't get to be a football player.
No.
You know, it's football at its finest.
-[grunts] -[items clatter]
Go. Get out.
-Well, if you insist. -I do.
Is that okay?
[chuckles] Well, that means a lot.
Okay, great. We got ourselves a new member of the team.
Okay. Okay.
But you'd be back around the game again.
Hey, my name's Jimmy.
They were too timid. They were too respectful of United.
I told him he was talking to the wrong person.
Fucking brain development.
-No. -Okay.
talk nonsense for an hour until I passed out.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, good.
I don't know, Jamie, you burned a lot of bridges over there.
and thank you for the lovely gift basket of bottled water.
If it's okay with you, Coach Lasso, I'd like to observe training today.