Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When it comes to you, how can I forget?

Do you wanna find out if I'm kidding? Yeah, goodbye.

Stuart and I just broke up.

where do you see yourself in three months?

I mean, I'm 28 years old,

You ordered the chicken. What did she order?

'cause I'm revoking your dude membership.

See, for all your big talk about being ready for a relationship,

Claudia, I'm pretty sure I checked...

(DOOR SLAMMING)

- Okay, bye. - Crap.

She bought some expensive shoes.

Do you see how your story is full of holes?

Marshall and Ted set me straight.

Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid?

But eventually she graciously agreed to let me bring Robin,

And come Saturday, little music, little dancing, a lot of champagne.

That's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip. Oh, Ted. Oh, Ted.

You went around the bride.

I'll pick you up at 5:00.

Invigorating, thanks.

They want me to anchor the news tonight.

Hi, sad eyes. What's got you down?

I'm bringing a date.

Tell Claudia I'm sorry.

I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles

but back then I really thought that's how it worked,

I gotta bring someone, but who?