Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, I wasn't there, but from what I heard, it went something like this,

And if it's not like that,

"Ted, you will bring no date to this wedding.

"Why am I with Claudia? I could be with her."

Will you be bringing a guest or will you be attending alone?

Wow, please stop.

Who the hell am I gonna bring to this wedding?

But I already invited someone.

They all drink vodka cranberries

That's just crazy.

Well, what happened to Sandy?

The stars line up,

You remembered I drink vodka cranberries.

Squirrels don't get married, Marshall.

- Lily, there's a problem... - Wait, no. Thing number two,

Two more vodka cranberries, please.

We totally have to get that brown dipping sauce.

Totally subtle. Totally cool. Not pushing. Not even nudging.

And it's 40% his wedding, too.

If I go to my wedding and the cake is not Tahitian vanilla,

We can't sneak her in. We're not ninjas.

Yeah, where is she?

You should be. Lots of single girls.

and realize I need it and have to go all the way back to get it.

Oh, my God, tonight?

Yeah, okay, that's a pretty fair assessment of our two arguments.

Okay, I'm just saying that it's my wedding, too,

This hornet's nest looks harmless.