Roots - Get a Life [S01E11]

Oh, I love you so dearly.

They were too cheap to buy anymore.

No.

Hippity hoppity, pippity poppity.

Are you nuts, boy?

You know, there's a bond that happens between a mother and a child, and that bond can never be broken.

I'm 99.9% sure of that.

Well, Chris, we just took that picture a second ago.

You know, there's a new word.

We even took a picture of you with them.

And whatever you do, do not tell Fred and Gladys.

Hey, look, Larry.

That can't be right.

That's the receipt from the Amish baby bonnet we bought for you years ago, and this must be the nice Amish couple we bought it from.

I'm sorry, ma'am.

And I've finally come home.

It's nice to see you, Larry.

I'm sure I'm going to miss my water pick.

Now stay tuned for Married... with Children, next.

I'm wracked with guilt.

I found out that I'm adopted.

It's ironic that your Spanish was the most decipherable thing in that whole speech.

Marta?

It's an old Playboy magazine.

Look, if you're ever near the Pennsylvania Dutch country, why don't you look me up?