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Oh, yeah.
Hello?
He's probably off watching a miniseries someplace.
I'm simple, too.
Look, it's obvious that you've had extensive plastic surgery to make yourself look more like me.
That is the custom of our people.
Maybe we could work out a six-month exchange program?
He thinks he's been adopted.
You're so insecure.
But you guys all have paper routes here or something?
Sure.
Mom, I've got a little surprise for you.
You know, you really got to watch that kind of stuff, because that could end up on your TRW.
Everything seems alien to me.
That's perfect.
But then again, I guess my whole life has been a lie, hasn't it?
I'm off to the Pennsylvania Dutch country.
We shun the ways of the outside world.
I'm not allowed to take lunch from strangers.
I can't believe it.
He's run away from home.
You.
Larry, I'm adopted.
I'm sorry if this has been a lot of trouble to you.
Because it would destroy them.
That must be from our vacation in the Pennsylvania Dutch country.
I am Emmett Stoltzfutz, son to Jedediah and Marta Stoltzfutz, where the Stoltzfutz is.
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