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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Well, not exactly.
Hi.
Now can we please go?
No.
Hold me!
Look at Daddy.
Papa?
So you bought their silence too, huh?
Good morning.
We've come to take you home, you idiot.
We went there when the health department closed down reptile land.
May our religion did not forbid it.
After all these years, you finally let your guard down.
Well, I finally know the truth, Mr. and Mrs. Peterson.
I'm his spitting image.
Mama, Emmett's home.
Well, that wasn't exactly phrased right, but you get the point.
Then explain the headdress.
They were too cheap to buy anymore.
Wait a second, Dad.
I found these clothes upstairs, and I just kind of threw them on.
Honey, we'd never be plucky-pluck with you.
I have the receipt right here.
Will a little bruise bring big bucks?
So I guess as E.T.
That's why I don't have any brothers or any sisters.
One baby bonnet.
I wouldn't be your friend for any amount of money.
And my dream has come true.
And we took a picture of him with an Amish couple, even though it was against every fiber of their religious beliefs.
But when I confronted Fred and... and what's-her-name, they just denied it.
Hey, Pop, why don't you do the honors?
Who goes?
Why would Chris run away from home?
I don't know what to say.
Well, this has to be rare, then.
No.
Well, whatever.
Forgive my wild imagination, but has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're wrong?
What money?