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Wait a second, Dad.
Who goes?
One baby bonnet.
Well, that wasn't exactly phrased right, but you get the point.
I don't know what to say.
Well, this has to be rare, then.
Papa?
Forgive my wild imagination, but has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're wrong?
After all these years, you finally let your guard down.
Now can we please go?
I have the receipt right here.
Honey, we'd never be plucky-pluck with you.
Hi.
What money?
I'm his spitting image.
Hold me!
And we took a picture of him with an Amish couple, even though it was against every fiber of their religious beliefs.
May our religion did not forbid it.
Good morning.
I found these clothes upstairs, and I just kind of threw them on.
Then explain the headdress.
Hey, Pop, why don't you do the honors?
And my dream has come true.
No.
Mama, Emmett's home.
They were too cheap to buy anymore.
Well, whatever.
So I guess as E.T.
Well, not exactly.
Look at Daddy.
We've come to take you home, you idiot.
Well, I finally know the truth, Mr. and Mrs. Peterson.
No.
We went there when the health department closed down reptile land.
Will a little bruise bring big bucks?
Why would Chris run away from home?
So you bought their silence too, huh?
But when I confronted Fred and... and what's-her-name, they just denied it.
That's why I don't have any brothers or any sisters.
I wouldn't be your friend for any amount of money.