Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, don't faint.

Hey, don't make me get up from this table.

Thanks for 30 years of shelter, clothing, and three square meals a day of... lies!

Can we get the hell out of here now?

Ten zero zero zero.

Aren't you gonna invite me in?

So be gone, you hedonistic, button-pushing, fancy pants.

I'm going to bring you into the 20th century.

And actually, they don't like me either.

It's just that he made me promise not to tell you.

Oh, I love you so dearly.

We do not have fast electronics.

Oh, you gotta be kidding.

And I've finally come home.

Yes, that's not one of our horrible secrets.

Your big screen TV slash stereo slash waffle maker slash dealie slash... All we have is a fireplace and a loom.

We had better humor him, or he may attack us.

It's nice to see you, Larry.

We are simple people.

Because technically, you're not even my friend.

You've got to go find him and bring him back.

But don't worry, your luck has changed.

We've also got a picture of him with Santa Claus.

Oh, yeah, I believe that.

Look, boy, the only thing I've got to do is die and pay taxes.