Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, don't make me get up from this table.

Because technically, you're not even my friend.

We are simple people.

Oh, I love you so dearly.

I'm going to bring you into the 20th century.

It's nice to see you, Larry.

We had better humor him, or he may attack us.

Oh, you gotta be kidding.

Your big screen TV slash stereo slash waffle maker slash dealie slash... All we have is a fireplace and a loom.

So be gone, you hedonistic, button-pushing, fancy pants.

But don't worry, your luck has changed.

Oh, yeah, I believe that.

We've also got a picture of him with Santa Claus.

You've got to go find him and bring him back.

Yes, that's not one of our horrible secrets.

Aren't you gonna invite me in?

Look, boy, the only thing I've got to do is die and pay taxes.

Can we get the hell out of here now?

We do not have fast electronics.

Ten zero zero zero.

Thanks for 30 years of shelter, clothing, and three square meals a day of... lies!

And I've finally come home.

It's just that he made me promise not to tell you.

Now, don't faint.

And actually, they don't like me either.