Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Chris, haven't we warned you to always crack a window when you use magic markers?

I told you no good could come from being photographed.

Star Trek The Next Generation is on in about five minutes.

Are you kidding?

It's George Washington.

Well, normally, that's the way of our people, too.

We're your parents.

What the hell are you talking about?

The resemblance in the eyes is uncanny.

What am I saying?

We're going to get our Chris back.

But until that time, I must carry all my belongings in a simple handkerchief tied to a stick.

I'm here forever.

I love you guys.

Well, you know.

Wait, hold on a second here.

Larry, did Chris ever mention our short attention span?

Take whatever you want.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, but they're all married and on their own.

Geez, I could have sworn it was Peter and Gordon.

And I think in the other one, um, you were actually holding me, Papa, too.