Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, hold on to your bonnets.

What a touching moment.

Clear as a bell.

And you've got to tell somebody.

What a great idea.

Yeah, but then we'd be gypped out of precious moments like these.

I'm so embarrassed.

And please, don't try to stop me.

You might want to put that one in your Rolodex.

That's the receipt from the Amish baby bonnet we bought for you years ago, and this must be the nice Amish couple we bought it from.

Oh, I hope you don't mind.

It's an old Playboy magazine.

Chris, you look nothing like this guy.

Okay, Mr. Numismatic.

So promise, OK?

You know what I mean.

I'm suddenly so disoriented.

God, Dad, that's fiendish.

Larry, it all makes sense.

The traffic out there is just horrendous.

Your son Emmett is home.

That's a credit report, Mom.

Not for the first couple of weeks.

Put them together.

Well, for openers, you're not my real mother and father.