Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, there's a new word.

You know how kids are.

Now Chris is going off to find some strangers and we're never going to see him again.

Yeah, they probably got thrown in the hole for it.

That's got to be worth a fortune.

I don't know why I'm even talking to you.

I think I know what has to be done now.

Chris, I must admit, you look very smart in a hat.

Come on, this is supposed to be a joyous occasion.

And I guess Scott Thorson was born looking exactly like Liberace.

Well, I'll miss you both dearly.

I mean, you two have been my parents for the last 15 hours, and I can't throw that away.

Couldn't you run away to a place like Florida or something?

I got a few that would knock her socks off.

Are you nuts, boy?

Put on your street shoes.

I guess something tells me, though, I won't be running into Claudia Schiffer at the supermarket, if you know what I mean.

I can't rest until I'm reunited with my true parents and my ancestral homeland.

This is now my home.