Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got a few that would knock her socks off.

Well, I'll miss you both dearly.

I can't rest until I'm reunited with my true parents and my ancestral homeland.

And I guess Scott Thorson was born looking exactly like Liberace.

You know how kids are.

I don't know why I'm even talking to you.

Put on your street shoes.

Yeah, they probably got thrown in the hole for it.

Chris, I must admit, you look very smart in a hat.

Come on, this is supposed to be a joyous occasion.

Are you nuts, boy?

I think I know what has to be done now.

I mean, you two have been my parents for the last 15 hours, and I can't throw that away.

This is now my home.

I guess something tells me, though, I won't be running into Claudia Schiffer at the supermarket, if you know what I mean.

That's got to be worth a fortune.

Couldn't you run away to a place like Florida or something?

You know, there's a new word.

Now Chris is going off to find some strangers and we're never going to see him again.