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Boys, boys.
jane, you don't have $5000 you can lend them?
My only concern is the welfare and happiness of those close to me.
Everything's cool.
Look at this woman feeding her baby...
Why don't you loan her 5000?
Every time I paint it, it's closer and closer.
You know, I used to think that the universe...
Five thousand. Where was she gonna get 5000? She doesn't have 5000.
Loan them the money. You can afford it.
Because I’m a pod.
Hello, Jerry.
- No! You didn't! - Yes. I did.
What's happening to me?
February 10, 1974th
- Is she here? - No, no, she's working.
gabi, you don't have $5000 you can lend them?
February 1, 1974th
Thanks. See you later, Donna.
Ever since he's worn a wedding band
Oh, this is gonna be great.
...but on Sunday, my friend is having a brunch for the New York Marathon...
This is George.
This is gonna require some great acting now.
Have you ever gotten up first thing in the morning And felt that it’s just great to be alive?
Septiembre 5, 2004 (de)
You think you're an idiot, but with all due respect...
Harold and Manny.
It just keeps coming in and coming in.
Every time I come in, I'll have to sneak around like a cat burglar.
Can I do this? Am I a shusher? I used to be a shushee.
Septiembre 3, 2004 (de)
- Oh, the marathon is great, isn't it? - Oh, yes. Particularly if you're not in it.
Water pressure's terrible in my building. She loves a good shower.
...it's all taken care of.
Oh, nothing important.
Doesn't work. Nobody knows where it's coming from.
Oh, I'm a guy. It always looks like that.
Hey, Jerry. Would you like anything from Ms. Hudwalker's apartment?
Septiembre 23, 2004 (de)
- Yes. Right above me. - Right above you?
There's a lot of shushing in movie theatres. People are always shushing.
Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.
Well, Jerry, it'll be nice to have a close friend nearby.