Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash.

I'm going after Viper.

This is the real thing. This is what you’ve been trained for!

Edna, Is there anything special yet? No.

I had the shot. There was no danger so I took it

I thought he’s a smart guy, he probably knows how to score goals

The Elite The best of the best

- I don't know. Since... - Puberty?

Show him ya war face, that'll get him pumped boys...... Grrrr

when flying matters call a cougar

You up for this Bridget Just a walk in the park sully

Amy is investigating everyone

We're at 6,000!

Are you a good pilot? I can hold my own.

Are you up for this one, Maverick

That’s a negative ghost rider. The time slot is full.

You, asshole, you're lucky to be here.

you're pilot? Thats right... FLY C-130s

Where did you see this?

THE LIST IS LONG BUT DISTINGUISHED...

- Yes, ma'am. - All right, we have a hop to take.

"we have an AOM at 0700" ...

I'll hit the brake, hell fly right by

this is not good, get control

Voodoo One, 090, radar contact 15 miles. They're doing 500 knots.

Reviewing high risk maneuvers A 24HR BNSD SRU

You can run, kid, but you can’t hide.

You were in a four G inverted dive with a MiG-28?

- He's on our tail, coming hard. - I got him. Here we go.

This is what I call a target-rich environment

"I've got cheer buttons!" "We..."

UAL Chief Pilots office

Negative ghost mother, This group chat is full

This is ghost rider requesting a fly by

Be advised, Hostiles have mounted anti-aircraft artillery

- Let's land this sucker. - Cougar!

I see them. Two A-4s. Left 10 o'clock level. Continue left turn.

Debts going Ballistic And so am I

who's filling in for don chantler? katy kynaston.

I love that song. That's a new approach. How long have you been doing this act?

maybe you should try eating it inverted.

I’m not leaving my wingman Even for Chocolate

Last night about 10pm... I felt like this

Ha ha you kill me

- Maverick, get your butt down here! - Hang in there.

where's the fun in that

That’s right! Hoff…..man

I’ll say it…you hook ‘em.. I’ll clean them And fry them

because 311 day was inverted

That’s right! Hoff…man

"ROGER, MAVERICK HAS THE BALL."

But at that speed, it's too fast. It's a little bit too aggressive.

I could see It's

Traut’s going ballistic. Go get them!

Maverick... It's not your flying, it's your attitude.

who's filling in for cherry stokes? bibra yong.

Even you could get laid in here

I will do my timesheets when I'm goddamn good and ready. you got that?

I said to Hollywood, "Where did he go?" He said, "Where did who go?"

You’re lucky to be here!

I’ll pee when I’m goddamn good and ready. You got that?

Too messy for carafes We're switching to pods

Waiting for mat to overtake

He was my RIO, my responsibility.

Damn, this kid's good.

He told me all about the time you went ballistic with Penny Benjamin.

GIVE ME A CALL... I'LL FLY WITH YOU...

That schedule really messed with Dales

I can't believe I'm doing this But I'm sending you to MFC

The defense department regrets to inform you your sons died because they were stupid

Doesn’t count

I've got a good lock. Firing.

to clone genes with specific target sequences

The list is long, but distinguished So is my logistics

You don't ask me to confirm When I upload the goddamn winds! You got that??

I feel the need . . . the need for Beed!

Me when you guys make minor mistakes

Any of you boys seen an F35 around here

I got him. Here comes the shot.

what about willard and simkin? both catapults are broken. we can't launch any aircraft yet, sir.

Rich turned in his headset, Jason, you’re number one now

Do you have the number to that truck driving school? ...I might need that.

jesus christ! and you think i’m reckless!!!

During Korea, we shot down 12 of their jets for every one of ours.

The plot is complex.and radioactive So is my Johnson

That Sloppy Joe Donut Lunch really messed him up. I don’t think he can make it back.

oh my god look at her serpencenterzones! oh my god look at her alalohamorazones!

Maiveric you big stud

Up there, we've got to push it. That's our job.

Shot down twice.

You can be my 2C anytime

Launch the ready 12

- I thought of being an instructor, sir. - Top Gun?

God, he loved flying with you, Maverick.

talk to me, goos.

Tobias to St. Raphael be like: You can be my wingman any time

You can be my det chief anytime

...give me a call. I'll fly with you.

- We're hit again. - We're okay.

I don't know what the hell went wrong.

Crash and burn, huh, Mav?

Good morning. The temperature is 110 degrees.

I will reimburse when I'm goddamned good and ready

yes zopyus deorunxswwette? what do you wang? i want to rushew the renteoxica in sevisasa groasw.

Damn it! That's Twice! I want some butts!!

They are gone Aaron You have to let them go be happy

Your ego is writing checks That your Travis can kash

How a Pastor feels after his wife divorces him

Words to live by top gun

Ice is right below with a MiG on his tail.

her from shouting at kfc spit 24/7 after all those fears of yankles and hokes yes with gold's gym yes and bikini wax undergarment line! no wonder she's been kicked out of liposuction habits! asked her to leave because of the snok poker holes! after all those wigs ended up on the jimmy fallon split snok give signal snell tonight mupped ye olde charmed show!

Yeah, that’s what I meant.

A spy balloon does not count. Spy balloon my ass. We nailed that son of a bitch.

- Charlie? - Aircraft one performs a split S?

george i told ya not to get ya auntie skype and contact her and snarl! boing good riddance faye you sprail from jce's construction!

Son, your CTO is writing checks your CFO can’t cash…

Goose... Oh, no!

You never never touch the jde loads

I won't blow sunshine up your ass.

Well, THAT'LL JUST ABOUT COVER THE FLARE BRIEFING...

What’s that? Who’s the best UPS driver?

I'll fire when I'm goddamn good and ready. You got that? Sgt Shiromoto is ready

All right, Jester, I'll give you a run for your money here.

I feel the Need... The Need for Speed Speedy Documentation

Me at 6:30pm Mon-Fri

Shit, there's two of them

You can be my moving buddy any time...

The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

- You, asshole, you're lucky to be here.

Maybe I could learn how to be a truck driver? Mav you have the number for that truck driving school we saw on tv?

Any of you boys seen a bread truck around here?

We can't move this many trailers! I'm not leaving my dispatcher!

EAGLE 31 WAS MAGNIFICENT

This is the real thing. This is what you've been trained for.

you hook em i'll clean em and fry em

How about some help? Engage!

Hey man we could have him!

*on the way home* Milk

“I will fire when I am goddamn good and ready! You got that?” - Maverick

YOU SCREW UP JUST THIS MUCH ... YOU'LL BE FLYING A CARGO PLANE FULL OF RUBBER DOG SHIT OUT OF HONG KONG!

yes beryl pinderette? what do you want? i want to do some piestering in picketts gully.

This gives me a hard-on

I hate it when it does that

Auto Safety is re-engaged sir

Ready Willard and Simkin for East and West Lines

- Ice won't last down there alone... - Talk to me, Goose.

estas lista a trabaja si es hora ya es hora

Maverick? You're on the front pages of all the English-speaking world.

7 minutes? This thing'll be over in 2 minutes, get on it!

- You're gonna have to punch us out. - I can't reach the ejection handle!

You can check my balls anytime

This could be complicated.

I'll change the wallpaper when I'm good and ready you got that?

Can’t help myself

Maverick, you'll get your rear when you get to the ship. And if you don't...

Give me a call... I'll fly with you

I haven’t lost that Humor feeling

I said To Hollywood, "where'd He go?" Hollywood said, " Where'd who go...?"

I feel the need The need for shaheed

The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

buririri? what do you want brurrurj? feed the bridgesryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal bridges! betrayal bridges! bridjddjyesthereisaneedtojump brieurdudjdjamsmdidkdk! thank you bridgeoocoo bridgeemaxspack! you're welcome bridgeebuild blungeeeester!

We happened to see the US do a 4 G negative dive

Wears you down. You get bored, frustrated, or do something stupid and melee's got you.

I will reimburse when I'm goddamned good and ready

He's probably saying, "Holy shit, it's Maverick and Goose."

- Two MiGs dead ahead. - I see them. I'll take it left.

You up for this one Schlenker? Just a walk in the park Sanchez.

Excuse me, Something I should know about?

Who’s the best dad?

Well its bottoms of teh ninth, the score is tied... Its time for teh big one

yeah, i did it right

You, asshole you're lucky to be here thank you, sir

Maverick? Did your mother not like you?

yes gougal gouglue? how's your kfc dirrheoa infection curing? oh it's still gangleony from the green chicken seed.

Why didn't you tell me you were the famous Steets Insulter?

I'll hit the brakes, hell fly right by

265 and 285 after their motorcycle chase tonight

The only question

I’m sorry about tyrod

You're Watching Lucifer On Netflix You're Watching Spidey And His Amazing Friends On Disney Junior

I am dangerous TRAV

It's got to be hard on the guy though.

Bullshit Jeff..... You can be mine

when she says she is home alone

If you don't mind, I'll just take a cold shower while you're finishing up here.

Keri with the cake

- I'm Charlotte Blackwood. - I'm Maverick.

Goddamn this bogeys all over me

I feel the need… The need for speed reading

- He's gonna get behind us! - I'm not leaving my wingman.

Didn’t get inhaler ($110) Cough is gone

Good morning gentlemen, the tempreture is a 110*

Happy Principal Appreciation Day! That’s why you love me!

Creighton’s re-engaging, sir!

Robyn...YOU STINK.

Jeremy just quit