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I hate it when she does that
I'm off. Shit.
ME If Migs were Bucks
I can't reach the ejection handle!
Oh Loverboy
Talk to me Trav!!
Good morning. The temperature is 110. Viper's up here? Great.
When you are in aeromodelling club, IIT ROPAR GIRLS
Raper & Maverick
hey...two weekz Well,
Too large for lambda I’m switching to ec2
Money
Remember, no points for second place.
Maybe I could be a truck driver You got the number to that truck driving school?
I’d just really like to hear about the MIG sometime
I am 100% Prime time in love with you
No apologies
I see 20 new hotshots every eight weeks. I'm sure you can figure that out.
Gentlemen You had a hell of a go home leg
BUY BITCOIN NOW
So tell me about the Covid da vitch
Any of you boys seen a tanker around here?
Its not your flying Its your Writing that makes you dangerous.
The hard-deck on this is 10,000 feet. There'll be no engagement below that.
The list is long but distinguished. - So is my johnson
I want some butts!
Draper Gimme a call, Ill fly with ya...
You up for this Bridget Just a walk in the park
MAYDAY. MADAY. AP'S IN TROUBLE. IN A FLAT SPIN HEADING OUT TO SEA!
We're Going Ballistic
You!
To Gooses fantastic Birthday
I will call for flaps 2 When I am goddamn good and ready
When I realised we were off to Top Gun, all I could think about was that trophy.
Scott to Jake...
Just wondering who's the best.
The data on the trip Is sort of accurate (the Florida part )
I'll build when I am goddamn good and ready. You got that?
I feel the need . . . the need for Beed!
Negative Ghost Rider
It could be.
Call the ball...
- They were abused children. - We're gonna have a good time.
Enck’s life from now on…
(Polar Express Airlines flight 180) (from the radio) 180, are you an Polar Express Airlines DC-10? Their response: negative sir, Boeing 787.
Bruce is done I know
We’re gonna have good time!
Brady's Lost It, Man. Come On. I Hate It When he Does That.
You don't own that plane, the taxpayers do!
- Maverick, call the ball. - Roger. Maverick has the ball.
I've had about enough Of this shit
There are hearts breaking all over the world tonight
She's lost that loving feeling.
You can be my wingman anytime
You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good.
guess you're lucky and famous. You mean notorious.
- Can I ask you a personal question? - That depends.
Cougar quit. He turned in his wings.
- And he's laughing at us on the radio. - That was me, dickhead. We won.
But with regard to Mavbrock, is he the best QB to… I know what’s on your mind Kittleanski, just get on it!
BRIAN AFTER THE BRONCOS FLIGHT
4 Units, 4 cartons Huh, Mav?
Cam and Tim
I WILL LOG IN WHEN I AM GOD DAMN GOOD AND READY! YOU GOT THAT?
- So you're flying with Iceman? - Hey, Mother Goose, how's it going?
This job gave me high bloop pressure, corns, and cronic hemroids Don't tease me
Maybe I could learn how to be a truck driver... Mav, have you got the name of that truck driving school we saw on TV? I might need that.
So is my johnson
actually about 4 1/2...
He showers ice cold No mistakes
You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.
I'll Edit When I am good and ready, you got that?
Stankus you ....
Damn it, that's twice. I want some butts!
They're not flexible, nor am I. Obey them or you're history. Is that clear?
Sorry.
I have to send you up against the best. You characters are going to Top Gun.
Goddam it! The buyers are disengaging! Damn it!!
Is that why you're always second best up there?
Grant is almost done
Let's not bullshit. Your family name ain't the best in the Navy.
We... we are smart men for restarting it.
We're Going Ballistic!
Remember, Isay, no points for second place.
I feel the need The need for banana bread
Are you up for this one, Maverick? Just a walk in the park, Kazansky.
your friend was magnificent
Me when I dial in my amp
gyad help us
Guttiest move I have ever seen
My mother used to call from her room and have me play this over and over.
I'm holding on too tight, I've lost the super Auto pets edge
because he sped up dangerously. bullshit.
Great. Maverick and Goose.
Me On The Way To Drop My Kids Off At School After Not Getting Gas The Night Before
Is this your idea of fun?
Dada’s lost that Lovin feeling
You never, never leave your wingman
The need for getting blitzed with the bois
- But you've got to go on. - You don't understand.
Covid Acquired
You made a bad choice Doug
We
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD." IT DOESN'T GET TO LOOK ANY BETTER THAN THAT
We're Going Ballistic! GO GET 'EM!
What's this shit? He's engaging me.
F-15E pilot after getting shot down twice
No way. My old man was a great fighter pilot.
i feel the need the need for mn tax updates
I know...
Seems to me you’ve got it all figured out
Sorry, Glenn, we…
Great sleepover with g’s... But after breakfast...
Except you did forget
Search Optics
- Are you a good pilot? - I can hold my own.
- Penny Benjamin? - You, asshole, you're lucky to be here.
There’ll be no disgrace
You were number two, Paul was number One. Pauls taking his kids to Disney World, Your number 1.
You may not like who's flying with you, but whose side are you on?
Come on, goddamn it.
I GOT TONE I GOT GOOD TONE!
Top Gun?!?!
. .
I got a family to think about. I can't afford to blow this.
And you CANNOT be my wingman at any time.
i feel the neeg, the neeg for speeg
OH SHIT IT'S DOUGIE FRESH
Dead ahead, 15 miles, 600 knots.
The Cabins Must be close, I’m getting a hard on
THANKS "MAVERICK"
HE SKIES ICE-COLD. NO MISTAKES.
- I'm gonna go head-to-head with him. - Take it easy. I'll see if he's really alone.
YOU’RE EVERYONE’S PROBLEM LEBRON. THAT’S BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU WALK ONTO THAT COURT, YOU FLOP.
Where did he go Where did who go
Damn it, This isn't so colorful to nice and gorgeous like Diana. Oh, No, Man, Not At All, God.
An old friend?
I'll Massage Hook When I Am Goddamn Good and Ready You Got That?
You can be my Bugman anytime
actually about four and a half
Flirty Melissa Fail Burn...
talk to me, goose
Come on, Mav. Just one more game. That evens it up.
- but I have another problem here. I have to send somebody to Miramar.
I feel the Need... the Need for Speed... Speedy Documentation that is
Consilium UFantasy Football Training
To messy for carafes We're switching to pods
As AXIALFEST gets closer!
Tableau Must be Close… I’m Gettin’ a Hard On
God Help Us
WEll' that'll just about do it for Kyle Rittenhouse references
let's see hoe you like it george! glooup! ow! ow! ow! smack! smack! bash! bash! bash! knock! knock! bash! bash! bash! ow! ow! it's really funny for yarn stuff george! glauup! boing good riddance faye you kid glover! glauup! glauup! glooup! glooup! ow! ow! bash! bash! bash! smack! smack! you glouupy wife!
What were you doing there? Communicating
Pull up Cougar
And the second?
i have to send you to run the biggest. Elon, you're going to run twitter.
No apologies.
Hey Mac I think the neel vet really screwed Rick up
Yo!
DPMAP I'm gonna crush some nuts!!!
- Excuse me, miss. - Don't worry. I'll take care of this.
Get him into Illinois
Congratulations on Top Gun. Sorry to hear about Cougar. He was a good man.
Great. Walker and Sinnott.
Damn This Kid's Good
MICKEY AND THE BEANSTALK MICKEY AND THE BEANSTALK MICKEY AND THE BEANSTALK MICKEY AND THE BEANSTALK MICKEY AND THE BEANSTALK MICKEY AND THE BEANSTALK MICKEY AND THE BEANSTALK MICKEY AND THE BEANSTALK
Fitness report says it all. He's a wild card.
- I'll be there in 30 seconds. - I'm engaged with five. I'm in deep shit.
Sweetlou Game Designer
- Don't tease me. - Blinds, please.
Watch out!
I have Top Secret clearance.
THIS GIVES ME A HARD-ON
I'm gonna go embarrass myself with Goose for a while.
That son of a bitch Cut me off
I feel the need... the need for speed!
Are you up for this one, Maverick? Just a walk in the park, Kazansky.
Brady
I know... but you were tempted to ask me out for dinner.
Talk to me, Royce.
- He's firing. Break right. - This is Voodoo One. We are defensive.
Keep giving him front office jobs
I have to send you up against the best. You characters are going to Top Gun.
You're too low. Increase power!
We've Lost Downs Launch TeSLAA on Alert 5
When She knows that you are in Aeromodelling Club, iit ropar
We need to be doing it better and cleaner then those KLUv guys!
I'll pay you when I'm goddamn good and ready.
The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
Riddle 483, start your taxi now. I will taxi when I am goddamn good and ready! You got that?
..
Where'd Fuze go? Where who go?
You're right. It's true, thank you for asking!
Thanks for the invite, but...
Jodi
- Do I have permission to fire? - Do not fire until fired upon.
Maybe I Could Be A Truck Driver. You Got The Number Of That Truck-Driving School?
You Were Directly next to Him, How didn't You See Him?
Thanks. But I wasn't gonna leave without saying goodbye.
There’s one r in Cory, dub.
So tell me about the Covid dav itch
Thats it Go to your room now
So you're the one
I feel the need The need for sop
Hayre Give me a call, I’ll fly with you
- Yes, sir. - Rise.
Jesus! And you call me reckless? When I fly, my crew and my plane come first.
.
Max out of Pockets are going Ballistic So some of that Health Coverage shit, Dave and get us outta here
I'll get mad when I'm good and ready. You got that?
Lachman??? …and you ass hole, you’re lucky to be here!
the list is long but distinguised so is my johnson
Eric, you hook ‘em And we’ll clean ‘em and fry ‘em
Did your mother not like you or something?
A 6s?!
Right.
I'll be here if you need me, okay?
- He got you, didn't he? - Yeah.
Big demo today Just a walk in the park Mole
Maverick Cole Rudd 10-24-17
Ghost Rider, we have an unknown aircraft. Vector 090 for bogey.
Where did who go?
Enck’s life now…
Where are you going? You don't even have a ticket, do you?
Maverick's re-engaging, sir!
- She's lost it, man. Come on. - I hate it when she does that.
The hours are long but distinguished So is my Johnson
BRISKET IS DEAD
DAMNIT!!! THATS TWICE!!! I WANT SOME BUTTS!!!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Nice 83 today…