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l mean, here I am with a ninth-generation medicine man...
It begins when the object of your affection...
Also, no looking at world through your head.
Yeah, me too.
You have no idea.
They fall in love in their 20s, get married...
And it was such a foreign concept to me, that l swear l almost began with:
All right, let me teach you a word.
I doubt that.
I didn't wanna hurt anybody. l wanted to slip quietly out the back door...
...and then I went to live at an ashram in lndia.
...for making me feel...
And here it is. Very delicious, as you can see...
Yeah. Yeah. Didn't turn out to be what she wanted, l'm afraid.
Also you will lose all your money.
Sounds like it has a positive effect...
Madam...
No. Stop thinking. Why is this so hard?
Probably the only person in the world who ever fell asleep during meditation.
Want too much happiness, too much pleasure...
He says that to everyone.
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...for a 1 0-day retreat and we'd like you to be the key hostess.
They're volunteering their time to do all of this after school.
...if she could offer psychological counseling to Cambodian refugees...
Listen, l've made you a mixtape.
Just frustrated, l'm concerned. I don't understand.
It is the one who lives by the border...
...muffin tops and bad times.
Like, what is the word for London?
What is that?
Breathe.
...to just deal with, you know, myself.
That's what l mean by saying you're short.
What l meant was, you know how people start resembling their dogs?
No, I came to see you about a year ago.
...and putting their children to bed.
You don't speak the language just with your mouth, speak it with your hands.
Okay?
-Great. -May.
And l run an import-export jewelry business, so I could live anywhere.
When the barbarians came, they trashed it along with everything else.
Mama, enough.
No, that's bullshit. You're real.
...darling, for 40 years, so you have to be patient with yourself. All right?
...of the dealer who encouraged this addiction in the first place...
Take it all then. Everything.
Girlfriend.
Put it on tonight, come to the Beach Shack.
And drink the whole thing and wake up the next morning and you feel terrible.
-Liz. -What?
...until l am so exhausted and depleted...
He just folded my delicates.
lnstead, l made a decision.
You want to know your problem? Americans.
His heart is broken.
...and l've lost my place.
It's not that I need easy right now. I just can't have so hard.
Dad, don't--
...hands you a prophecy, you have to respond.
Thank God for Brazilians.
Then in afternoon, come see me.
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When I die...
...drunk, miserable dad...
Please. Do you love me or do you love me not?
Tu rêves de te réinventer, de renouveau, de reconversion?...
His enthusiasm is exhausting.
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Oh, you're lying. I'm fat, I'm exhausted...
He make you pretty, find you husband, you work hard for him.
Stop that!
Both of us deserve better than staying together...
...wife. Not so good.
And l-- You know, I don't--
Yes, it's enough.
Then you come home and spend the whole weekend...
-Why don't we act like adults? -Okay. Can I have a little space?
What box?
oww...
-Don't worry, but close your eyes. -Where are you taking me?
Simply empty your mind.
I have the perfect man for you.
Right here. What's it called? What's the word?
Attagirl.
Because you're terrified, my love. But listen, it's fine. Me too.
For the table...
...because I just ramble. I am a rambler.
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What is your problem?
How about l take the blame? I am the one who couldn't deal...
-Hi. -Oh, I see you've already met Felipe.
Speaking of elephants, there's a rogue elephant on the loose in the area.
Brian. Unbelievable. He's a teacher, you know that?
Will you please just...? Will you come up here?
You wanna know how to be here? Stop constantly waiting for something.
I understand.
It can be the house for everybody!
So....
I have one rule.
Yesterday it was too hot and burned my tongue.
Already make your money.
ANOTHER WAY TO SAY 'SCREW YOU'
Hearts were broken.
But you're cute.