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So anyway, to start off l'd say....
I thank God for...
Next day, l woke up and they were gone.
Yeah.
-We'll give him to his mom. -Come here then.
David. A yogi from Yonkers.
In morning, you do meditation from India.
Bringing up the rear.
one hundred and one
You put the water in the tub.
How old are you, Ketut?
Hello, Ketut.
We get a house.
If anything, you're a collie and l'm a Tibetan mastiff.
I'm going for it.
يندفع
Armenia says everyone should have a love affair.
...of working themselves out.
Then I looked around in this place, at the chaos it's endured...
also you will lose all your money
It's not that easy.
What don't you get?
-Beautiful. -Yup.
If you can't master your thoughts, you're in trouble.
-Some spring break, huh? -Come on. You're moving like turtles.
-He's really good and he needs work. -Oh, great.
So are you.
-You like Napoleons? -Of course.
But l still want to get into that boat with you.
Hey, Sofi, it's Liz. Let's go to Naples. Maybe my word is pizza.
I was getting the sinking feeling that Ketut's prophecy was coming true.
...with being the perfect wife and cook.
-How about that? -Meanwhile...
We ask that you don't take part during the meditations.
I have no interest in being obese. I'm just through with the guilt.
...and how I can't express myself.
And then my daughter...
-This leads to the meditation garden. -ls the guru here?
So stupid, I know.
We need you to watch over the flock, make sure everyone is all right.
Run away from me?
Do you make it a habit of sleeping with your front door open?
I owe you a wedding gift. I didn't know what was appropriate.
You should dance with him.
I give you full permission to make fun of me. I know you're dying to.
Hello.
I was out of work and feeling pretty desperate for something.
And Sausage
...but it's pretty classic.
...because we both know I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Cappuccino.
I can't.
My new book comes out in April. Thank you for asking.
And New York?
-You don't finish your-- -Nobody's asking you to make the bed!
Great to meet you.
I have a box just like this, except it's filled with National Geographics...
Why would he say that, we look like the same dog?
-Going back to school. -l'm just thinking out loud.
-l am going to Italy. -ltaly. Why ltaly?
If you're brave enough to leave behind everything familiar and comforting...
...for my sexiness.
Yeah, hello, that's the damn problem. Stop trying. Surrender.
You're afraid now, right?
Why?
...the way it's been adapted, burned, pillaged...
...boat people, who had recently arrived in the city.
Look me in the eyes and tell me...
-No, I wouldn't. -She moved out, she filed for divorce.
Maybe if we have a house someday...
...exactly the same way a cartoon circus performer...
In the end...
I can have a pharmacy! I can have a library!
...to face and forgive some very difficult realities about yourself...
...in our marriage? Why didn't you say what you were thinking?
It's not a pretty story...
...with love and kindness.
I imagine you and Rijul...
...but happy not to be apart.
I'm the luckiest girl in the world.
...which can be anything from your house to bitter, old resentments...
Each time, Wayan loses clientele and Tutti has to change schools.
Me, l'm grateful for my beautiful family.
Ocean of regret.
-Where did you get that button? -They sell them in the bookstore.
And his family is very, very wealthy.
...smiling and looking at each other...
...and eggplant with ricotta affumicata.
And you, Ruffina?
Okay.
Dear David:
You are good friend to me.
...buying appliances on credit...
There's, like, nothing. l have no pulse.