Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I accept the fact that I am occasionally unreliable...

How's the Guru Gita treating you?

I feel so guilty. I've been in Rome for three weeks...

We can stay there until next Tuesday. And l have the perfect camping spot.

-Okay. Go, go. -Okay.

...and l wouldn't have come back to myself.

Go, go, go. You're not trying.

Oh, sorry. Here.

...and something'll change.

It's more difficult for a woman to feel that she has the right to make choices.

57 % des femmes rêvent de... ... reconversion professionnelle.

...then drop it.

-This is Liz Gilbert. -Hi. Nice to meet you.

We're prepared to offer half of everything...

You seem shorter in person than on the stage.

And here we are in the center of Bali.

Consider it a testimony to how much I love you...

I think you're gonna teach me more than I teach you.

What's wrong with your friend, is she a lesbian?

Call it Carbohydrates and Conjugations.

Everything falls apart, my dear.

...and live here for three or four months and teach me English.

--which in ltalian means everybody. So that's the lesson, isn't it?

This is gonna take me the rest of my life.

Well, l've brought you Wayan's famous hangover cure...

Two. That's a callous.

All right, Richard, get out from inside my head now.

Come here. Look at this.

-What? -Nothing. lt's just...

...to stand flat-footed and screw a chicken.

-And you? -Well, far less tragic.

-He's hot, there's a difference. -...is like a hot panini.

I'll go when the time's right.

Counting every calorie so l know exactly...

I wanna go someplace where l can marvel at something.

Because if l didn't respond...

I didn't. I just roared into that driveway and l didn't see my little boy.

I couldn't keep my balance.

Has anyone ever told you you look like James Taylor?

You'll dance. You will love it.

I love this place, but Giovanni said to watch out.

-Nice to meet you, Groceries. -Groceries?

I know a number of people who would agree with you.

I have a wonderful tutor. I'll give you his number if you like.

It's an in-between.

I have not given myself two weeks of a breather...

Yeah, but that's what you do. That isn't who you are, no?

-What happen? -This idiot ran me off the road.

He was with carnival.

But l miss you.

You heat the water on the stove.

He got out of the way.

Quitter, quitter, quitter!

But she's not a man.

It doesn't have to be the guru. It's all the same to her.

Yeah, l'm naked.

...that he believes is relevant to these proceedings. Goes something like this:

I-- l almost killed you.

I have 46 stamps on my passport.

Yes. Grazie, I agree.

What if we just acknowledge that we have a screwed-up relationship...

Now, before we eat, everyone...

...pretty rough stuff this morning.

Since I was 1 5, I've either been with a guy or breaking up with a guy.

Nice to finally meet you. l....

Ruin is the road to transformation.

We haven't even been apart for a minute in two weeks.

I've almost got it. l've almost got it. I did it.

...and linguini with clams.

And for this beautiful family...

Everything that's important gets cleaned.

Everyone gets like that at beginning of relationship.

Now, we put together.

I was distracted! It can happen!

When you put it that way, yes, thank you.

I did not write that line.

He's 1 9 years old and he's such a man.

-What did she say? -No idea.

What, did you fall out?

You look like you're breaking up with the pizza. What's the matter?

-lt's just too much. -lt's not much.

Got you. Come on, l got you.

You still smile with your liver, like l tell you?

...and march their asses to the shrink's office.

Not too much God, not too much selfish.

This is just perfect.

He a good man, Liz. You need a good man.

l have a friend, Deborah, a psychologist...

-Ketut told me I would. -Guy with no teeth.

He still does it.

In it, the goddess Parvati is asking Shiva, or God...

I'm getting into that boat.

...l hope l've expressed my...

-Are you serious? -Watch out for the scooter. Yeah.

Two cappuccinos, please.

Meditate and go to seva...