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Oh, God.
...it's time.
...l'm afraid the person next to me...
...and if you accept everyone you meet along the way as a teacher...
Divorce make you sad and make you an outcast.
-lt's a zoo in here. -And my ltalian sucks.
It might be....
Looked like you were working through some...
You sure do enjoy your groceries.
...when she's on the other side of the world?
...with all that comes with it...
Why didn't you?
I don't wanna be married.
Wait.
-l did. You never listened to me. -No. You never said:
Baby, that's not our song.
...and my client's retirement accounts.
Your name is Luca Spaghetti?
...because for the first time...
I'm going to Italy and then l'm going to David's guru's ashram in lndia...
Imagining you happy is what got me through it.
Waiting for me to come home, to wanna have kids...
She just wasn't gonna do it anymore.
My family.
-What? -l can't. l'm sorry.
-l beg your pardon? -lt's true.
I have never seen you so focused.
It has already started.
You can say:
You did it. Yes.
Too much alcohol, too many drugs, too much mindless cheating.
...he took up with my cousin. Now he says he loves me...
-Hello. -Hi.
Sometimes to lose balance for love...
All right. You know what?
All right.
No, I did at first, but then l realized...
It's kind of like having a writer in residence.
Oh, my God, baby, you are in so much trouble.
Get your butt up here.
Soon you start craving that attention with the hungry obsession...
-Bye-bye. -Goodbye, Mr. Richard.
Oh, really?
Fill you with more love than you ever dreamed of. Man.
Good. You chose well.
Are you kidding me?
...of any junkie.
Was l in the shorter marriage?
Okay, so here's the deal. You have screwed up my life...
Fill it up three, four, five times.
...the object of your adoration is now repulsed by you.
...that wants just what you want.
...and it is just gone.
Why can't l?
I mean, l have the same fears, I have the same scars that you have...
I love you and l'm proud of you.
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I can't remember, but l've had the box since before l got married.
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The fact that I own a piece-of-crap bar...
I'll see you.
And l love that when we're together, I can make it go away.
That was cute.
Legacy.
...a big platter of artichoke alla giudia...
...was leaving.
I cannot focus in there.
Keep grounded so it's like you have four legs.
...macadamia nuts.
Peace?
That just makes him more attractive to her.
-Are you married? -No.
...and don't tell me how balanced and wise you are...
So miss me.
Your underwear, my queen.
Subtle.
-Oh, good. -You sad girl from New York.
...you add water and that's it. How did you get into college?
-l second that. -Don't be rude.
You mustn't be angry with yourself or disappointed.
And l leaned over to fix it and l ran you off the road.
Oh, God. You'll make friends.
-What's the word for Stockholm? -Are you kidding? Conform.
No, no. Only for 20 years.
No.
In all the years you've ever undressed in front of a gentleman....
I proofread all of her manuscripts.
...the only way l can recover...
You ready?
-Ravishing? -Astonishing.
The bites will go away.
Happen to me.
You like faking it, fine. You're stellar. I'm the failure. l suck at faking it.
Yeah.
This is how we are.
All right.
Look at you, floating through Calcutta.
One day after work, l stopped off at a bar and I got shitfaced.
-No. Okay, look. Look. -What?
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Where? To a little island nearby.
Okay. l've told you 50 times. It's very easy.
Now you kind of look like David.
It's sweet.
When Andy and l broke up for two weeks, l bought a loom.