Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So now l get the joke.

Now you are scared to open your heart.

So why'd you become a vegetarian?

-You don't have sex with me! -Sometimes I'm not in the mood!

-For the walkouts. -Well, l'm not everyone's cup of tea.

I can tell by your knee.

...that you're using to obsess over this guy...

I've got your whole list: move on, use mosquito repellent and....

-Why so different? -Well...

No. No, l'm good.

You know, there's a whole divorce section downstairs.

-She's processing. -Why doesn't she get drunk or laid?

No, Mama, she's not a lesbian. And she understands ltalian.

It's okay. I'm gonna go talk to the guy. It's gonna be fine.

You are afraid hurt will happen to you again.

When it's withheld, you turn sick, crazy, not to mention resentful...

...and sausage.

What time will the turkey be ready?

These are rambutan. They're delicious.

...to see it and to be part of it.

Okay, l'm just gonna say it. I'm gonna say it and be done with it.

...l'm your girl.

-Really? l hear that a lot. -Sorry.

I get you coffee.

Oh, God. No, no, no.

I'll probably be back in a week, penniless with dysentery.

Hi. Could I get a tequila on the rocks with a lot of lime, please?

The sweetness of doing nothing.

Also mantras, cures.

Well, you sound good.

-What is that? That's not our song. -No, it is not.

It feels like a precious wound...

...and you have to be in New York...

He walks by a sign that says, you deserve a break today...

It's off-Broadway, but it's pretty cool.

I do, and here's another one.

They taste like dirty feet.

I think I look good.

...you will come back to Bali? Come to my cremation?

And l've got three tickets.

That's harder to argue with. The beaches are nice. But why?

I'm in serious trouble.

Here's what he doesn't know yet.

What are these?

Smile With Face. Smile With Mind.

He's in a room with a naked girl. He's won the lottery.

You're very welcome. Need help with the bicycle?

If I were home, l'd be planning a stupid, expensive...

I'm gonna need a lot of these.

We're going to take a little boat trip.

Stephen, can you hold Jack?

Why would you wanna do that?

Oh, gosh. But you are just so much cuter than Ketut.

You know how many times I hear that in a day?

...when you learn something new.

I didn't exactly fall in love with the guy.

-What time is it? -Five a.m.

...and if you are truly willing to regard everything...

-l told you l'd get it. -This is taking care of it?

-l'll take it. -People in Bali understand...

So the holy truth of the whole adventure here in India is in one line:

Liz, não entendo. What's the problem, Liz?

...if you're having such strong emotions and physical reactions.

I thought he really loved me, but when we got separated...

Tell me what to do and l'll do it.

You don't have your-- You don't--

Looks like you had a great meditation.

Everybody need husband.

Hadn't I wanted this?

I never seen anybody eat so much at one time.

Exactly. l used to have this appetite for food, for my life...

My life is over at 1 7.

And it turns out, I have unlimited minibar access.

-l have to go. -Who is she? ls she hot?

-Has he ever walked out? Left? -No.

I've been filling it with baby things...

A frigging loom. And he tried to start a microbrewery.

God dwells within me as me.

I don't know. I don't remember a thing.

...that happens to you on that journey as a clue...

-l fell asleep. -Yeah. Pity.

First rule in lndia is never touch anything but yourself.

You know, and in 1 0 years, when Jack is older....

And trust me, if I did, you wouldn't be so all in love with me.

That's gonna hurt tomorrow.

For years, they've moved from place to place.

I fed him nachos. ls that bad?

Go back to bed, Liz.

Liz. Liz, l've just taken my badge off today.

Are you hearing dolphins clapping right now?

I believe this is just a phase and l'm willing to wait it out.

...l can't keep two thoughts. I feel like Liza Minnelli.

That way I won't run you over again.

You know, it's been a rough day, and if no one takes it personally...

...and we stick it out anyway?

How could she relate to their suffering?