Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why would a bowler need a manager?
Little bad luck, like you had here today...
What did I tell you?
I can buy my way out of anything!
Here comes the Saharan dust storm
Two more for my young friend here.
- Smoke? - No.
Someone put sugar in your tank.
What is it about good dabs That makes you have to crap?
I've got to go.
I’m every guys type
We don't raise our hands in anger against others.
Give us a chance to win our money back.
If I hadn't knocked him out, those animals would've torn him apart.
No, please, sir! Please!
Say there buddy... you gonna buy the beers, or the whole place?
Roy Munson has the most intimidating hook in all of bowling. Literally.
george i told ya not to get a microphone and whack the back up girls with it! boing good riddance faye you majoirk from snukklf's bangleius!
It takes guts to say no, kid.
I think you can.
- I got it in the nose. - Here. Take it out of that.
I need you now more than ever.
- Don't you think? - How the hell should I know?
Playing for Money is my only vice
I don't puke when I drink... ....I puke when I don't...
For $700? No way.
Uh, deeper, Jonathan.
Okay, here we go. Two number 64s...
You're a bona fide schmuck. Look at me!
So, Steve, what do you say we bowl a couple of games?
You must have a really wide foot. You got both of them.
Remember me?
A little Roy 101.
It’s just a cold, people. Relax
. .
- The hand. - Big Ern was responsible for that?
THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO BET
Okay. It's broke.
$500."
You really should try to quit.
how you quoted the Scriptures to give him strength.
One ball, one strike...
- Oh, Mr. Munson! - What the hell? Get them!
He's got a 228. You need three strikes.
You piece of garbage!
Get out of the car, wise guy!
I got you down for a 50-gallon drum of lane oil and a case of bowler's tape.
to your daily life...
I don't drink coffee.
A REAL BRUNSON
I can figure some things out for myself.
Look, we both made mistakes.
- Adorable. - Thanks.
my state championship ring (for coaching, not playing) says otherwise.
a friend, a brother?
Yeah. I wound it.
Listen, you stupid banana head. You don't have to bet. I'll bet for you.
Jed Fisch is welcomed to Apple Cup
Goodbye Whore
Supplemental
Why don't you tell us all what it says?
Can you get sick from drinking piss?
What do you mean, "10 frames"?
What happened to McCracken?
Just because you spend most of your time in a missionary position...
You been planning on taking him from me and leaving me. I just beat you to it.
Oh, I'm his type. I'm every guy's type.
- You have no idea, the pressure... - Time out!
- How should I know? She was with you. - She stole my money!
Yeah, he was here. I offered him a job, a good job.
- I'm in 1103. - Excuse me.
Prosthetics-R-Us, aisle six. Right next to the glass eyeballs.
It's over.
Bean Activation Juice
Hey, nobody drives my car.
Extra income?
Nah, we like them females in God's country
Dictionaries.
I’m a priest like you are a 23 year old with the twin towers behind you
When I found out Billy was growing up without a daddy, I had to do something.
and make his left hand look just like his right hand!
Oh yea I’m a priest like you’re a dictionary salesman!!
I can buy my way out of anything!
- I got them! - Get the lights!
What is it about getting to the office that makes me have to crap?
Your dues are in arrears
- I ain't going home. - Look.
Would you be willing to hold on to this till after the tournament?
Bye, Brother Munson. Bye, whore.
$1 million.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, it doesn't matter. The money we came to win is right here in Reno...
Wurzelko vs Joca 1986
Double or nothing I can pick up that spare.
Guess I was ashamed.
It's my fuel tank for making love!
Yeah.