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Yeah, sure he did. He probably had to go buy some pies.
Hi.
- Mint? - No.
Yeah. Those places don't exist, Lois. We have to deal with the real world.
Septiema 7, 2007
Septiema 8, 2007
I didn't bring you anything, Lois, because I don't wanna dazzle you.
What if I need to write something down?
Septiema 10, 2012
I know that he wants my happiness more than his own.
He doesn't love you, Elise.
- He complained. - I know the type.
Lois hates me.
Take me to the hospital right now.
I'm distancing. I'm... I'm sorry.
Just two globs of liquid C-12 separated by a tiny piece of plastic.
Let's talk dates.
Is that too much to ask for? And what do I have to choose from?
Help. My brakes. I'm losing control...
Why don't you get right on that.
You did the right thing.
But isn't it? I mean, he's clearly vindictively litigious.
But there's something out there I can't fight because I don't understand it.
You can tell when a man loves you by the way he treats you...
Just about how much you mean to Clark Kent.
I'll tell you what, he'd have been nobody.
I think... I think you're looking for something that doesn't exist, Lois.
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Thanks.
And if that's pathetic, well...
Go be Chuckles the Clown on your time.
Hey, Lois, are you sure your boyfriend, Scardino, is with the DEA?
...you have just been served.
You know, people who love each other are supposed to be kind to each other.
... reminding you to stay.
I've never really been sued before, Lois. So I'm not exactly sure how to pursue this.
...or put money in the meter, get yourself new shoelaces?
So you can see why I left you in the middle of our date.
I was finished.
See your destiny with Madame Malovsky.
You must be great in front of a jury.
Help. Help!
And what do you think you might wanna do about that?