Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I really have to go save someone or something.
No.
OH MY GOD ... LOOK AT THAT
Oh, that's wonderful, Calvin.
Before we stick our noses in any further, we're going out for Chinese.
I'll do my best to lead you through the intricacies.
But you know it's not good for you.
Can you say that about Clark?
Finally, I'll get respect.
I just signed to write a book about the whole experience.
I don't know.
Hey, you back off and let him do his job, or you'll be suing me for assault.
"Project Nirvana."
Yeah, but is he a good person?
One hundred pennies of your dollar will go to charity.
I mean it.
Lois, I need...
So other than his medical bills he has no case.
It's called, Why This is the Greatest Country on Earth.
No. Don't say a word. Allow me.
Clark or Superman.
- Please? - You're being pathetic.
He has quite a track record in England.
Bail? No, they're dropping the charges.
Why I'm here...
But I'll tell you the difference between him and Calvin.
Agent Scardino, have your men at the lab take a look at this.
...in that instant, I know two things that most people will never figure out.
...you're here for all of us.
But we do know there are five male adult Namibian mud daubers for every female.
Is Superman getting too big for his britches?
...but, Clark, you just can't throw your life away like this.
But how do you give up being who you are?
Somebody get him out of the way.
Bad for your boy-scout image to be represented by a scuzzball?
I'm doing a survey of women who resent having gifts sent to them.
No one knows why 90 percent of the females die before reproductive maturity.
Oh, my God, look at that.
...because they just believe what they are told.
...for a man that won't even admit that you're married?
I told Superman that I just wanted to be friends...
What are you saying, Mom?
- And his response? - He has only one response to everything.
I suddenly remembered that I had to get my mother's sister's poodle's hair cut.
Please answer true or false. "Wrapping paper offends me."
Because I like being treated that way?
He knows that I would never use someone just to get a story.
In oil, kid. In oil.
Look out. Look out below!
You know who you wanna be with. You've known all along.
- He's FDA. - What?
- I... - Is the problem money?
You have reached the office of Charles Knox, President of Omnicorp.
...thank you for being such a great friend.