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I've got plenty of time left to be a kid.
Anyway, happy birthday to me.
We're gonna be late for Manny's birthday.
You danced without me, Mitchell!
And this year I predict total White domination.
# I said, free your mind and the rest will follow #
Okay, so this is why I was rushing you around. Huh?
You put that potato chip in my sandwich. That was a crunchy surprise.
- Oh, that's a relief. - Oh, you must have been feeling awful back there.
But I had to give all that up, because you can't have two fun parents. That’s a carnival.
- Come on, Phil.
I'd forgotten to have a childhood.
# Don't be so shallow #
- You do fun stuff.
# I wear tight clothing High-heeled shoes #
and I would have lost the love of my life.
Dad, we love you, but we do not want to go to family camp this year.
- Dad's, like, crazy fun. - Mm-hmm.
And I'm taking this with me in the car.
Dad, look up ahead, coming at us. There's Mom! Beat her!
This one's for family camp.
Boy. I'm a boy!
- You called me Daddy! - Because you are our daddy!
Technically, I wasn't really...
Nope. That was your dad.
Why did you say you'd go with your dad?
I heard this summer, there's gonna be a hoedown.
We're, uh... We're doing that again?
- Don't cry, Mom. - I am not crying.
- Is it because you put the keys in there? - No. Why? Did you find them?
- I am so sorry. - It's okay.
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