Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He used to work for you on Seinfeld.
How do you keep your stories straight?
It was raining.
- Jews linger. - They sit, they talk.
Did they go right after the Passover dinner,
- Oh, you've been there? - No, I haven't.
Gonna get you to sign my audiobook.
- You Mormon? - I am.
-(MARY MOANING) - LEON: Mary fucking Ferguson!
- Terrific. - My man.
- Thank you for coming. - Yes, thank you.
♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
This is Larry's house. It's not my house, as you know.
- Hold the gate! - I'm gonna hold the gate.
- Okay. - I'm gonna get my passport.
Well... (SIGHS)
You know, he's a prize winner potato grower now.
Whatever I did, it wasn't half as bad
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Me too. Okay. Bye!
that you roped off your chair on the set.
You're fired!
- Hey, Lar. - Hey, Stan. Thanks for, uh...
- You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, but you can't really
Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
Oh, everything's great.
- I am not Stockholm tapping. - LEON: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Have a good one. - LARRY: Yeah.
A lot of people complained to me.
All you need is five good lies,
Everybody calls me Luscious.
I am. However, um, it pains me to say this, but...
- Yeah. I did. - Not a good idea, buddy.
Susie, could we have a moment, please?
All right, I'll talk to him later.
Where's your fucking shoes at, man?
- MICAH JOHNSON: Yeah. - MELINDA: Yeah.
Mary Ferguson.
Get in the bedroom. Get-- get rid of this crap.
- Cobblers, of course. - Cobblers. We need cobblers.
you have to meet with the higher-ups at the church,
- You know what they make? - N-- no.
What are you doing now? Just hanging out or...
-(BED CREAKING) - LEON: Yeah!
- And your book is fantastic. - Thank you.
- about the Mormon advantage-- - Why would you do something--
Anyway, yeah, forget it. It's, eh-- Don't worry about it.
Does she have any interests? What's her favorite charity?
You'll be able to run on that. I got news for you.
And I'm-- I'm in it, and I'm interested,
ATTENDEE 1: Oh, my god. Look at that, it's pouring.
He's fucking in every room in the house.
It's not gonna fucking happen.
It really can't, but it is.
Are you sure Weinblatt hasn't read it already?
for various reasons.
I wouldn't forget a handsome man like you.
I gotten you. I got, uh...
that's not really hot, that doesn't need to be--
- SUSIE: Yeah. - LARRY: You saw Vindman?
Don't you want a break?
but then Teddy comes in.
Uh, we are moving on now
It's so beautiful. We have to go.
- Is this my imagination... - MARIA SOFIA: I didn't forget!
God bless you, Jeff, for caring and asking.
Huh? What?
that I did not have total penis awareness.
What? Vindman! Vindman! What are you--