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IRMA: Larry.
'cause of the leak that he caused.
- Yeah, lovely house. - Oh, really? Thank you.
- Maybe deli, maybe he likes deli. -(HUMS LOUDLY)
- I have no say, I guess. - He doesn't care!
-(DOG BARKING) -(PANTING)
you know, but I don't-- I'm not gonna like it.
- Great, right? - Fantastic.
I mean, that follows you around forever.
But they got me by the balls.
- How does that feel? - I just, uh...
Larry, you hear what he said to me?
Hey, um, Ted told me
Our penises aren't locked in mortal combat.
-(CHUCKLES) Oh, Mrs. Weinblatt. -(MRS. WEINBLATT CHUCKLES)
You know what? I had to get a license to get a passport.
- before the war. - I tell you.
it-- it-- you're enjoyin' this shit.
- There he is. Larry! - Oh, hey, Walt.
- Yes. - With what, a file?
(ARGUING LOUDLY)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(SIGHS)
when the Santa Monica City Council votes
you're not taking that Mormon advantage, you know.
the five-foot fence is a safety issue.
I would kill to go there.
Wash my shoes off? Are you serious?
- JEFF: All right. - WALT: Don't order without me.
- Years. - LARRY: Yeah.
I'm just so excited to go on this trip with you, Alex.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Melinda.
LARRY: Let me ask you this question.
Did you tell Micah Johnson to get a girlfriend?
LARRY: Oh, thank you so much!
And he will not move his breakfast.
(PA SPEAKER DINGS)
Thank you, Councilmember Weinblatt.
Rugelach, yes, yes, fine.
You don't forget a handsome face like this.
You can't get that out. Once it's in, it's done.
- Here we go. - MARY: Okay.
- I'll make a donation! - A donation.
Listen, this Leon,
- Would you mind? - Not at all, feel free.
Excuse me, Irma,
- Till Thursday. - And then what?
- SUSIE: What? - And I'll say this in front of you.
No. I don't wanna be a roper, but I was forced into it
You are crowding the nook!
♪ ("TRITSCH-TRATSCH-POLKA" BY JOHANN STRAUSS II PLAYING) ♪
You think I wanna be a roper, huh?
- MELINDA JOHNSON: Hi. - Your husband and I
Huh?
He must be running late, I guess.
- I'll meet you there. - Before you get to the gate,
You know, when he was shooting Julius Caesar,
YOUNG LARRY: We're-- We're-- We're not fighting.
- Uh, wait... - Let's cut. Uh, that'll be a cut